“Austin 3:16 says ‘I just kicked yer ass!’ and that’s all I’ve got to say about that!” [you know who]
“Before I start speaking, I’d like to say something.” ~Yogi Bera
If you’re okay, say something.
“Something.”
What have I got
That makes you want to love me?
Is it my body?
Someone I might be?
Or something inside me?
You better tell me, tell me…
It’s really up to you…
"I wish I had someone I could really respect. …
Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!"
[sub] - Bachelor Party[/sub]
“It’s good to be the king.”
[sub]- History of the World, Pt I[/sub]
“A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!”
-Richard III
“Hire you a horse? For ninepence? On Jewish New Year’s Eve in the rain? A bare fortnight after the dreaded horse plague of Old London Town? With the blacksmith’s strike in it’s fifteenth week & the Dorset Horse-Fetishists’ fair tomorrow?”
Tomorrow never comes.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya’ tomorrow, You’re only a day away!
Well, I’m here to tell you now
Each and ev’ry mother’s son…
You better learn it fast,
You better learn it young.
'Cause, someday never comes…
always jam tomorrow, but never jam today
The radar sir, it appears to be … jammed.
[…]
Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry…
PBBBBTTTTHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT 
And that’s the truth.
The truth is out there…
“You want the truth?
You can’t handle the truth!”
[sub]- A Few Good Men[/sub]
The pump don’t work cause the vandals took the handle.
The pellet with the poison is in chalice with the palace.
Golden Grecian goblets guarantee graves.