“…‘Son, you’ll go blind.’”
“The best way to get to Carnegie Hall is to…”
“Sneak in with Sally through the alley.”
“The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they…”
brought a knife to a gunfight.
“Near, far, wherever you are
I believe…”
…the cops will still enforce that restraining order.
Two’s company, three’s a…
…menage a trois.
“One man’s trash is another man’s…”
… menage a trois.
“Is this a dagger…”
“…or are you chust enchoying the show?”
“I may be drunk, madam, but tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still…”
…be all that you can be!"
“Nine out of ten dentists recommend…”
look the same.
Don’t pitch a…
Folger’s Crystals
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who . . .
…ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
“We the people, in order to form…”
“…of a sea lion! (Jayna)” “Shape of… an ice bucket! (Zann)” “Glbdgldglbdglb. (Gleek)”
“You ain’t nothin’ but a…”
good cigar is a smoke."
"If you can fill the unforgiving minute/
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run… "
“…you’re a better man than I, Gunga Din.”
“This is the sort of errant pedantry…”
“upon which I shall build my church.”
“If you want peace…”
You got to, got to, got to TRYYYYYYYYYY a little tenderness!"
“Frankly my dear, I don’t…”
…wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.
“If I were a rich man…”
“…Obla dee Obla da!”
“No, Luke. I am…”
…woman! Here me roar! I am STRONG! I am invincible! I AM WOMAN!"
“All the world’s a…”
“…Ronco Cap Snaffler - and it REALLY REALLY WORKS!!!”
Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me,
When I’m