“…Like a vampire in a midnight choir”
The only things certain are death and…
unscrupulous morticians that will sell your diseased body parts to unscrupulous surgeons.
Close your eyes and blow…
…ME, and my shaaaaaadow!"
I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are…"
the writers on this show? It’s gotton awful.
Men, men, men, men, crazy…
“…for feelin’ so lonely, crazy for feelin’ so blue!”
“Sun is shining in the sky, there ain’t a cloud in sight…”
"…I know to you it might sound strange, I wish it would rain "
“I like big butts and I can not lie, You other brothers can’t deny…”
“…somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly!”
“They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t…”
get rid of that unslightly ring around the collar.
“All the news that’s fit to…”
hokey pokey, that’s what it’s all about.
Shoot 'em all and…
Live and Let Die.
“I am big. It was the pictures that . . .”
that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist.
“Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be…”
the Secret Word that will make the duck drop and give you $100.
The sun never sets on…
… The Spanish Inquisition!
It’ll be a cold day in Hell when…
The devil goes skiing.
There are those who say that life…
“…is just like a box of chocolates. I hate those people!”
“The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and…”
more rum and more sodomy.
Good, bad…
Rum good, sodomy bad…
AND IIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS…
“…wash that man right out of my hair!”
“I’ve seen enough of the world to know, that I’ve gotta get it all, to get it…”
…left, right and below the belt!"
“So they drummed you out of Hollywood and you’ve come crawling back to Broadway. Well Broadway doesn’t go for…”
“… the daring young man on the flying trapeze!”
“Come ride the little train that is rollin’ down the tracks/ to…”