Find a famous quote and a more fitting person to have made the quote. Or think up some person and ascribe a funny quote to him/her.
“Sorry about that, chief.” —George A. Custer
“Now cut that out!” --Francis Ford Coppola
“Please, Sir, may I have some more?” --Xaviera Hollander
(Superman, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound):
“That Roto-Rooter BITES!”