R. Kelly's "I Wish"

You can really feel the emotion in his voice as he’s singing, but the song feels like a constant build up, and it never ‘breaks’, you know? It never climaxes. Argh! Snap, song!

–Tim

I get really frustrated by Scott Stapp of Creed. There’s this girl here at college. Gorgeous girl. I’ve seen her in spandex pants, and an athletic bra, and :eek: YOW!!! WOWZERS! I mean, seriously. Aneuryzm just from looking at her. She’s got a gorgeous face, too. Dark, olive skin, huge brown eyes, dark hair, nice chin…

Then it hits me. Pluck the eyebrows, Epilaser the stubble, and feminise the features a bit, and she’s a dead fuckin ringer for Scott Stapp!

Jesus, Doob, maybe I’m gay after all! :wink:

–Tim

You know, I’ve been thinking about that. Okay, spandex pants on a shapely lower body are obviously sexy, but WTF makes an athletic bra so friggin sexy? Is it the smoothed-out boob shape? They’re smooshed lookin, but yow! Them’s a sexy top! I’m so terribly confused.

–Tim

As all the people who clicked this to hear about R. Kelly are mystified, yet subtly tittilated, by the bizarre turn the thread has taken.

Remember that “Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper” episode where Coop gets the muscle treatments by the stupid one? And he has muscle spasms randomly? That one was so funny dad taped it. I think I’ve still got it around here somewhere. Good Lord was it funny.

–Tim