Rachael Ray Corn Porn

While I can’t personally stand the woman (personality wise or physically- WHY ARE HER TITS SHAPED SO FUNNY? Ahem. Anyway), I figured this video may be of interest to some of the pervs among us (read: most of you).

Rachael Ray learns a new way to thread corn. The video is SFW, unless your boss has an undying hatred for morning talk shows and Rachael Ray, which- if you were to ask me- would be completely reasonable.

Bow chicka bow wow.

And so is born “threading the corn” as the world’s newest euphemism.

On the show Six Feet Under, an episode entitled “Grinding the Corn” refers to masturbation and a sexual technique that "guarantees female orgasm(IMS)… Now we have 2 references. Brings new meaning to the term corn pone, I suppose… :slight_smile: