straight dope? nope. your hate makes me stronger. eXCUSE ME
Sad thing is? Probably there are chicks who fall for it.
You are not amusing, little man.
Well, I’m suitably chastened.
What does pity do for you? Anything?
Or how about complete lack of interest?
Yo, maign: Pull yo haid outcho ass. You make Slim Shadey look like the U.S. Poet Laureate. I’m sure you have something to contribute to the world, but I don’t think rap is really your thang, holmes. A lack of melanin is the least of your worries, I’m afraid. Does it take a Simon Cowellesque verbal beat-down to get it through? I don’t think we want to be that cruel. Just…find a different hobby, and I think you’ll be a lot happier and more productive in the long run.
This whole thing is a joke, isn’t it?
Straight = direct, Dope = information. It is not referring to linear drugs.
To be frankly honest, you seem a little lost. This is the Straight Dope. We like to think of ourselves as elitist, but we’re not picky; anybody can play, if they play by the rules. So, if you want to stay, read the rules. Or the Ru13z, whichever you prefer.
Oh, and this is not the rest of the internet; we tend to spell things correctly here, and mock those who don’t. Well, smoetiems, anywya.
Er, peace out, my homie?
What about disdainful amusement?
Slim Shady nothing. He makes Vanilla Ice seem like a good rapper. And Cluricuran, I’m thinking we need an apology from Vanilla Ice, not the other way around.
Hell, I’m thinking he makes Kevin Federline sound half-way decent.
Wait a minute…where can I hear this guy?
The sound clip link has been deleted!
Oooh, BURN! Dayum, you play ROUGH! 
Anybody else like to see the OP go a round or six with Violent Jay?
At his best, Eminem does spectacular things with words.
Awwwww man. Y’see? What did I say about verbal smackdowns?
You have a flow, all right. Same kind of flow I get when I eat bad food.
I suggest that you pay attention to your high school lessons. Not only do you have problems with spelling, grammar, and composition, but you seem to be misinformed about freedom of speech. Here’s a hint: the SDMB is NOT a government agency or branch of the government.
Before you post anything else, I require you to compose an essay about freedom of speech, and where it applies, and where it DOESN’T apply, and why.
Lynn Bodoni
Administrator
For the Straight Dope
The hell are you talking about? This is the most amusing thing I’ve seen on the Internet all day.
C’mon, Polycarp. We know it’s you.
Daniel
Now, that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on the Internet all day.
<Hawk Harrelson>
He gawn.
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Although now I have the squicks about him attempting to do so.
In rhyme.
Here.
Please excuse me while I commit hara-kiri.
So, you’re a rapper you say? You’re black, right?