Wait, what?
Oh yeah, the rant.
Damn I’m tired. Couldn’t sleep last night. Can’t concentrate on anything. Trying to do this damn bueracratic air pollution study and I can’t even read a simple map right now. The boss needs it…well, when does he need it? Haven’t seen him today. Wish he was here. Wish he was here, saw ME here, then left. I’d go home and get some sleep. Lord, I hope I don’t run into my next door neighbor when I get home. How the fuck did a good ole southernboy like me get drafted to be the referee in a fucking homosexual love triangle? The fucker has AIDS and is STILL sleeping around. I guess it’s because I’m friendly to 'em both and straight. Damn, that reminds me, L… is busy this weekend. Wanted to take her to Agave. Just met her last weekend, and talked to her again last night. Hope she likes me. Seemed like she wants to go. Wants to introduce me to her cat. Fuckin A. She’s a cat person. Double fuckin A. She’s a vegetarian. I like to cook but I don’t know any vegetarian dishes. Maybe I could make lasagna. Agave has vegetarian dishes. I’d have to drive though because her car is a piece of shit. Of course I’d have to drive, I’m the guy. Shit, I have to pay too. Do I have enough money? Have to replace that kinked heater hose if she wants air conditioning in the jeep. Screwed it up last time. The guy at Pep Boys sold me two fucking feet and I still cut it too short. At least I’m not leaking oil.
Is it time for lunch yet?
What am I gonna eat for lunch anyway? Don’t want to big a meal or I’ll pass out at my desk. Fast food probably. So much for trying to eat healthy. Who am I kidding? I never even tried to eat healthy. Fucking A I’m out of shape. The Cuhuttas almost killed me. What was that guy doing hiking by himself anyway? I hike 6 miles over mountains and then find a guy at the base of a waterfall with a dislocated shoulder. Then have to hike another two to get a cell phone signal to save this idiot photographer’s ass.
Christ, this is worse than posting drunk. How the hell am I going to spend the rest of the day? Can’t even read a freakin map. Damn, I need sleep.