So I watched a DVD called “Xtreme Series Sin Sorority” It’s Sunday and I’m board. I’ve never seen this new-fangled animated porn stuff so I thought I’d watch. Am I missing something? Did I just get a really stupid bad one? I mean, come on it’s animated. You could do some really nice um… wiggling and stuff. But no! The lazy-ass cartoonist drew one boob with a hand doing some bizarre two finger scritchy thing around a poorly colored nipple, and we get to see that over and over and over. So I’m watching this and waiting for it to get better – it doesn’t. I find myself wondering if that Little House on the Prairie show I saw last week was on again. I shit you not! And don’t tell me its “Anime” and its an “Art Form” that won’t make it one bit better. When the heck did noodles become pasta? And Crescent rolls are Coisants? How do you even spell that? What’s mocha? Is that chocolate? If it’s something else please tell me, I may blow a gasket soon.
There is something wrong with my right shift key. If I press on it rather hard it will work and give me an uppercase letter. But I forget, so I keep trying over and over to get my uppercase letter. Then I get pissed and bang on the key. 5 times. I forget this brings up the sticky key thing. I get even more pissed. It just happened now, I banged it again. The caps wouldn’t go off. I had to put on the cap lock to type lower case. But there seems to be a helpful new feature where typing with the cap lock on gives you the actual cap version of punctuation keys. That would be cool for typing code that’s the < > watchacallems, but I’m not doing that. Its ok now. Even the right shift key. Maybe there was a toenail clipping in there? Wait its doing it again! Bang bang bang.
I have a laptop. When I first got it I thought it’d be really cool to wander around the house with my computer. It’s been a few years now and I’ve never used it anywhere but where I had set it up. I decided to hook it up in the living room while I vent. The dang cords are a big old mess! All twisted up with the phone and answering machine and the lamp. I had tied them up to tidy them. I finally get it out here only to find that the phone line is too short. Yes I have a dial-up, just shut-up.
How’s your day going?