Rand Rover's a non-tipping, SUV-driving, Republican, picky-eater fatty who hovers over toilet seats

Is it take out? 'Cause we’re gonna need a plastic bag.

Damn straight, 'Luc, glad you’re such an upstanding citizen. Soylent pinatas, on the other hand, are appropriate for many the festive occassion.

Oh… Woot.

This is the Straight Dope. That would be “fatty basher”. You might want to add “cat declawer” while you’re at it.

I don’t know… Is Rand in finance?

Mrs Lovett: Try the banker
Sweeney: Too rich

Yes, cause all the billionaire arms dealers make sure to get themselves profiled in forbes.

To be perfextly honest, I am a fat fatty basher. You see, I have a glandular condition–every other fatty lacks personal responsibility.

RR…

Don’t you get bored? My general dislike, as I can’t quite work up to anything else, for you being such a twat isn’t necessarily about the ignorant drivel you come up with, but the fact that it’s relentless.

Don’t you have another hobby? Or did people think you were a wanker there (wherever) as well?

Has anyone posted a “Should Rand Rover just Fuck Off?” poll yet? …please direct me to it.

No, not in the slightest. Because something else that this demographic has in common is a set of behaviors - not always, but commonly.

It is not politically correct to say so, but it is nonetheless true - poor blacks in the US are poor because they did things (or their parents did things) that caused them to be, and remain, poor. It has little or nothing to do with racism.

That Liu person in the article of the other thread’s OP is wrong - this has everything to do with behavior, and nothing to do with government relief programs. A black woman who behaves like a middle-class person - delay gratification, don’t have children until you are married, don’t hook up with some fuckhead with a criminal record and no job, etc. - is no more likely to wind up poor than anyone else, of any race.

Everybody knows this, but the race pimps deny it, because it threatens their lip lock on the public teat and their trump card excuse for every failing.

Regards,
Shodan

You’re thinking of the Post, which is wrapped in win, topped with win and smothered in win sauce.

What is wrong with these people? Broke into baseball in '47, got the vote in '64 and people are still making excuses for them.

Again, right on. We need middle-class modeling schools for these people.

Both these statements are quite correct.

Regards,
Shodan

How long have you been a racist prick, Herr Shodan?

Regards,

Kiss My Ass

Street vendors can be gamey. The sendentary life of the mall-based vendor leads to a more tender cut, I suggest that.

Sharecropping certainly did make their parents poor. What were they thinking?

Interesting twist. I don’t recall anyone ever coming in and stealing the “Raving Asshole” role from Rand before. I follow with interest.

So you think that black women from 36 to 49 have a median net worth of $5 because their parents were sharecroppers.

Are you really a moron, or do you just play one on TV?

Regards,
Shodan

I think you misunderstand Shodan. He’s not racist at all. In fact, it’s clear that he has a real affection for “those people”, regardless of race and would like to help them better their lot in the American Ream.

It certainly helps.

I’d auditioning for an biographical piece on you. Coincidence abounds!

The American Ream ended on November 4, 2008.*

  • well, sort of

Sort of, indeed.

The Ream has been in effect since we ran out of frontier and the indigenous Americans had nothing left to steal. It was then that we turned loose the US military to plunder the developing world … Iraq and Afghanistan are the natural extensions this policy which has continued unabated since the Spanish-American War. The domestic face of this policy is, of course, corporate ‘personhood’ which literally owns the govt. The foreign and domestic philosophies are the same: make as much as you can and buy or shoot anyone who gets in the way.