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I cannot use urinals in public bathrooms. I need the security of the “walls”.
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I’d like to think of myself as a writer, but I have nothing published, and lately, I rarely write.
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I just bought a new couch, but refused the $150 Scotch-Guard treatment.
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I love Raspberry Ripple Bubblebaths, chocolate, Angels and candles
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I bought and installed a new cd burner this weekend, its really cool
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Love to cook and Saturday nite I made an awesome Szechuan Beef
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
1)My husband doesn’t like the wall-less urinals either.
2)I like to write too, and I’ve never been published either. Never tried. Haven’t written anything in a while, either.
3)Bought a new couch last summer. Already had the fabric protection. It’s the first piece of new furniture I’ve ever owned. Bought it from a real furniture store, like most grown-ups do, at some point in their lives. It was exciting.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
Well, if we are keeping peeing/urinals as a theme… I hate peeing in public bathrooms… ick!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
1)I cry every time I watch “Terms of Endearment”.
2)I give a mean foot massage with all the trimmings.
3)I only floss on weekends, but I’m trying to do it more often.
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
- All the furniture in my whole house cost me less than $600 to acquire.
b. I went to a sex toy party Friday night and was bored.
iii. I should be working right now.
Dem, expect me tonight about 8:00 p.m.! I love a good foot massage!
- I am a voracious reader. Mostly non-fiction or classics.
- I can make fruit pies from scratch and not use a recipe
- We’re thinking of getting me a new car before the old one dies and we can’t get anything out of it. Probably a Chevy Cavelier.
- My favorite show is “Talk Soup” on E!
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[li]I can whistle the main theme “Polka and Fugue” from Schwanda the Bagpiper in one breath.[/li]
[li]I am an inveterate doodler. Leave a piece of paper in front of me, and it will be covered with meandering vines, boxes and smily faces in no time.[/li]
[li]I could once curse in seven languages. I’ve forgotten so much that now I can only curse in four (English, French, German, Latin).[/li]
[li]I often faint when I climax during sex.[/li][/ul]
Is that enough?
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I like sex.
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I play manny instramens.
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Who want come, I can invatate.
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Ooooh Wally… I see we have random things in common
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
I keep a toy table in my living room with items such as an 8-ball, slinky, yo-yo,rubik’s cube, hoberman sphere and lots of other classic and neat toys.
I have every Walt Disney animated movie on cassete.
I read constantly and retain knowledge well with the ability to quickly recall it(Jeopardy! here I come…)
I collect childrens’ book characters (figurines,dolls,misc) i.e. Where the Wild Things Are, Dr. Seuss, Miss Spider, etc.
I am great with children.
I give incredible back rubs.(I do a few other things exceptionally well, but I’ll leave those to the reader’s imagination)
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin
- I can (and have(on a bet)) take apart a PC and put it back together blindfolded.
- I used to take (and plan on resuming) belly dancing lessons.
- I like dark purple.
http://www.madpoet.com
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
Psycat said:
That’s strange, I’ve all of the sudden developed a terribly tense back!
::hobbling in pain and hamming it up::
Oh! My back! The pain!
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
Sue,
I kiss you!
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I have this amazing ability to put off important decisions until the last possible second…Oh wait, I don’t think that’s a good thing.
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I can make dinner, talk on the phone, and chew gum…all at the same time.
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I haven’t had a traffic ticket in over five years. Of course, now I’ve doomed myself.
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Dem- Walking around in 3 inch heels takes its toll on a girl’s feet. I’ll rub yours if you rub mine…
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin
Dang. That’s good. If I’m going to chew gum, I must sit quietly on the couch, lest I hurt myself or someone else. I trip over carpet lint…and I have hardwood floors.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
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i learned to spell encyclopedia from the mickey mouse club.
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i’m getting a hummingbird tattooed on my belly this afternoon.
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my grass needs cutting (badly, i may have to rent a goat!).
& cut that out you two. this is a family show!
I also enjoy writing, have never been published (but came close once). I currently write a weekly humor piece, which I email to about a dozen or so folks. Anyone who wants to get on the list, email me.
We recently bought a house, and we are loving it.
I have the unmarketable skill of being able to recognize and distinguish who does voice characterizations for cartoons.
The Dave-Guy
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
I’m an expert knitter, but don’t do it much anymore. I’m thinking of starting again.
Carry your tension in your neck? I’m your masseuse.
I can sing dozens of songs about incest and death, but nobody ever wants to hear them.
Catrandom