I just got back from a PTA open house that my wife helped organize. I noticed a few things:
I used to wonder what happened to all the dippy sorority girls from when I went to a certain large state university. The answer is that they all moved to my town, where they either became teachers or moms.
Women have a “goofy hello” that they use when they see other women they know across a crowded room. Each woman has her own version, but they all seem to consist of a funny face, a tilted head, and somewhat overenthusiastic waving.
I caught a lady picking her nose.
Now if that isn’t mundane and pointless, what is?