Random opinions.

In My Humble Opinion
1

*Is tea the most underrated beverage of all-time?

*Starbucks should charge 7 bucks for a cup of coffee. They’d be able to get away with it.

*Is it just me, or are 85% of the movies in theatres today just a bunch of crap?

*Why wasn’t Edward Norton nominated for Fight Club?

*Austin, Texas…overrated!

*When I walk into a Wal-Mart, I’m not in awe for the ‘huge’ variety of items they have in stock. I’m in awe of the large variety of stupid people that shop there.

*Religion…misunderstood by everyone.

*What’s so great about GAP and Old Navy anyway?

*Is stand-up comedy dead?

i’m out

2

Andy Rooney, I didn’t know you were a doper! Welcome aboard!

3

Country music causes headaches, sex cures them.

God should have known better than to give us all “average” sized sex organs…

Sobriety sucks.

When it comes to a good steak… the redder, the better.

Woman dentists kick ass.

There are very few things that are good on pie, but not on pussy… crust is one of them.

Just remember… You’re shopping there too… :wink:

4

“I believe that aliens are stealing my luggage.”
– Steve Martin

5

Hey!

6

Chocalte pudding is good. Pickles are not.

7

Icky is a good word.
Yard gnomes should be considered art.
The noises babies make in their sleep are the sweetest noises on earth.
these are my random thoughts right now.

8

What if the government changed the laws in such a way that food was charged by the calorie. Would this mean a healthier nation?

9

Pink flamingos kick yard gnomes’ ass(es).
Red skittles should be eaten last.
Austin, Texas, is well-rated.
Plaid should be worn with flower prints.

10

:wink: An earth shattering orgasm would be nice right now. :wink:

11

No, let’s not have orgasms that break the planet. Would you suffer for, say, a building shattering orgasm?

12

Um, settle for, even. :stuck_out_tongue:

13

Ashley Judd is hot…

Beer would be nice…

that dress of jennifer lopez’ really should have been smaller…

Maybe a Sam Adams…

What time is the game on…

14

Maybe that fourth Fosters was a bad idea.
It takes three days for a pizza to be totally inedible.
Good saki(pronnounced sak-kay) should be served cold.
It is better to throw out the dirty underwear than to wear it inside-out or backwards.
When in doubt, spit it out. :slight_smile:

15

Sure, I’d settle for a building shattering orgasm. Any volunteers to help me reach that?