My list (so far):
Ed Hardy.
Child beauty pageants.
The Beatles.
Dane Cook.
Those stickers on rear car windows that show a stick figure family.
Chic fil a. Everyone was doing the whole “I can’t wait their sandwiches are so awesome” thing when a franchise opened in my town. I’ve eaten there two times and have been extremely underwhelmed. I enjoy a good fast-food sandwich as much as anyone, but Chick fil a just doesn’t do it for me.
Bob Dylan
Krispy Kreme donuts.
*The Princess Bride
*Tom Waits
coffee
Terry Pratchett
They are extremely over-rated if eaten more than 30 minutes after they come off the conveyor belt. Until then I stand by my opinion that they are heavenly.
Inconceivable!
Religion.
Lady Gaga and GLEE
Bill Hicks.
Any film by Wes Anderson.
I say this with all due respect: We could never be friends. I do understand that there’s no accounting for taste, but those are 4 of my favorite pleasures.
I think “rock bottom” is overrated. IME life rarely turns on a dime, and too many people avoid fixing their life because they are waiting around to hit rock bottom. The human capacity to sink ever lower is pretty much endless.
cell phones
apple products
reality shows
Bacon
I concur. Also:
The Big Lebowski
Rush
Facebook
The chance that the US, by pissing away trillions of dollars, after the already pissed away trillions, will manage to not go down the tubes.
Bill Hicks.
Nearly all politicians - they are scum.
celibacy.
THE BIG LEBOWSKI???
This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man.
Blasphemy!
The Rolling Stones
College degrees
Toyota Prius
“Premium” vodka
Restaurant food. It’s a rare and expensive restaurant that serves food which excites me.
Luxury yarn. Knitters will understand me. I’ve found expensive boutique yarn to be the least satisfying to work with, nine times out of ten.
Hotels. I’m hoping that Four Seasons is the mythical luxurious hotel with super-comfortable beds and soft, fluffy towels, and that I stay at one someday… because I’ve never stayed at a hotel that was anything but an inconvenient convenience.
Home ownership.