You been nipping Saurian brandy or something?
“Romulan Ale. Why, Bones, you know this is illegal.”
“I only use it for medicinal purposes.”
I found this on Ganymood, er, Ganymede.
Scotch? A little old lady from Leningrad invented it.
But first, the tranya.
It should be more illegal.
We cannot allow ignorance of the law to become a defense.
Gentlemen, I know something of the law. You’re engaging in sheer speculation.
“You have to be either an obsessive crackpot who’s escaped from his keeper or Samuel T. Cogley, attorney at law.”
“Right on both counts. Need a lawyer?”
"I’m afraid so. "
They’re about to lop off the captain’s professional head, and you’re sitting here playing chess with the computer.
Not chess, Mr. Spock, poker. Do you know the game?
Dom-jot. Human play dom-jot.
“In the long history of medicine, no doctor has ever caught the first few minutes of a play.”
I can’t believe she used to date Jet! That guy’s like a Kirk sundae with Trip Tucker sprinkles.
No. I just remembered. There is one Earthman who doesn’t remind me of a Regulan blood worm. That’s Kirk. A Regulan blood worm is soft and shapeless, but Kirk isn’t soft. Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood, but he’s not soft.
Snacks are irrelevant!
Brad, when a Starfleet relationship seems too good to be true, then – Red Alert, man! It probably is.
Mister Saavik, you go right on quoting regulations!
“Come, come, Lieutenant. You of all people go by the book!”
“By the book?”
"By the book! Regulation 46A: “If transmissions are being monitored during battle --”
On screen.