“Brutal honesty” is the lazy person’s excuse for having no tact.
I wonder if someone has ever gone to confession, and after they told their sins to the priest, the priest just said, “Do you know what? Out. Just get out. No, don’t touch anything, just…leave. NOW!”?
I love to masticate. Masticating is the most fun thing to do. In fact, I’m masticating right now. I masticate all day long.
why do people who are painting (fences, not pictures) have to get COVERED in it!
Why is it that on ‘you’ve been framed’, whenever they get a video clip taken on a digital camera, they horribly digitize it, to a resolution of about 50x50! As if to imply that digital camcorders are crap. They’re not, they have a far better resolution than TV, so they would not look digitized, but would look the same, if not better than standard tape footage, fat cow.
And while we are at it - tapes of old people falling over on dance floors… not funny. They never have been funny, and never will be funny.
twenty-seven people standing on a weak party table - deserve everything they get.
“Competition is character-building” is a phrase I don’t like.
Sports are about having fun, not being the winner.
I think a vastly more character-building trait is co-operation.
My dad and my cat are having a conversation about the state of the universe. She’s on about sex, he’s on about nasty tenants.
I’m trying to study, which is why I’m here at SDMB.
These peppers aren’t fresh. They’re actually quite well behaved.
This coffee sucks.
Many many times, I have fondled my inner child.
Is that bad?
Turgid is a cool word.
So is jejune.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Sleeping on the floor means I can’t pee in my bed.
Unless the pressure is way up.
Dogs never whistle.
Damn.
do wa do wa do do ditty
If I prod my eyeball, everything moves.
Absolutely nodda problem whatsoever.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from
not eating for a while.
puts book down
What an ironic way to die:
rob fireworks stand
take off in stolen car
tire blows out
slam forward against front seat
bottle rocket lodges in eye
try to pull it out but die first :smack:
To post or not to post, THAT is the question.
Stranger things have happened, like that time this evil demon turned the ocean into a big glob of Jello and all the fish got stuck in it. That was pretty strange.
I have a horse.
And four wives.
i’m staring at a picture of my dog with a blue bow in his hair, wearing rhinestone sunglasses.
i hate my family.
I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…
My old job had a capuccino bar in the lobby- I could really go for one of the croissants they used to sell right now.
I have the heart of a 10 year old boy… In a jar on my desk.
I think that was King…
One of the sexiest sights in the entire cosmos is a girl wearing one of my shirts first thing in the morning.