Why have the Viagra ads suddenly spiked in my e-mail?
Did they start popping up over four hours ago?
Is your webcam uncovered?
Because they’re increasing circulation.
“If you have an erection for more than four hours, see your doctor.” That or buy a ticket to Thailand.
If you ever want to know how silly dancing looks to deaf people, mute the volume the next time a dance video comes on.
Hotmail has stopped filtering my junk mail. It now does not send anything to my Junk folder. The only way I can get anything filtered to Junk is to set it to highest level, and then everything goes to junk, including a test message I send to myself.
This shift was gradual, over several weeks.
Luckily, my hotmail address is my thowaway disposable mailbox, which I enter for contact at sites I do not fully trust.
As Andy in Toy Story grew older, all his toys had to sit motionless and watch him masturbate.
Well, only his favorites on the shelf. The rest were safely censored in the toy box.
“Talk about to infinity and beyond!”
“Shut up, Woody.”
“Shut up, Woody” indeed, heh.
Oh no, it’s one-eyed Bart!