Rant against a TV show you hate. 100 word maximum.

American Idol: Celebrating White-Bread Mediocrity for six years. If you like your music safe, bland, and entirely without soul or personality, then American Idol must be your wet dream.

There’s really no reason for anyone to get it unless you tell them that the name of the hotel is the Tipton.

And it’s in Boston, not New York.

Also, as bad as it is, it’s not as bad as That’s So Raven, or, as I like to call it, Psi Love Lucy.

I’d do her.

Google images + SafeSearch off is my friend.
And for those who say that she had a weird looking face, Isay that there was a reason for the invention of bags.

Hmm, sixty words left.

Okay, listen here everybody, I know when Mash made it to 100 episodes it was a big deal, but now it’s commonplace for semi-successful sitcoms to go on and on and on. This leaves us with a lot of TV that we’ve made over the past forty years. With all these potential reruns out there why in the name of christ is Saved by the Bell still on every single day?! I know it used to be fun to joke about SBTB reruns, but the joke is old and so is that show. TBS and others, put in a bullet in that show’s head already!!!

I went over 100, fuckit, it was one reply and one rant! k?

I haven’t seen the show, but grew up near Tipton. It makes me me laugh, but not for the reason the scriptwriters intended though, I expect. To quote from the Wikipedia link:

‘Tipton was described by the BBC during the 2000 West Bromwich West by-election as, “One of the few places in Britain with no middle-class”.’

You are all fucking idiots. There has never been a bad TV show. Once I work out how to mainline TV it will be goodbye crack and ice and whatever the drug de jour may be.

The cast of Lost should go up against the cast of Heroes in an American Idol Battle Royale. All of the former winners of the Idol would have to be there, along with the notable non winners who have made a career out of their national exposure. (Except for Carrie Underwood. She’s kinda cute.) Then, we could have some super secret government designed hermetic bubble dropped on top of the studio/arena/whatever they’d be doing this in, and get a three for one special on “TV Things That If I Never Heard About Ever Again, I’d Be Much Happier”.

(100, if I counted right!)

Like this?

This brought on a flashback for me:

I’m a Sophomore in college stationed deep in the frozen north tundra. I stumble downstairs at 8 in the morning with another hangover and sit on the couch with my roommate. He’s watching one of the only two channels that come in, it’s the Teletubbies. After a few minutes he says to me, “Dude, you wanna know what’s funny…I think I’ve seen this one.”

Wait, they had more than one show? I thought every show was spill the pudding, robot cleans, teletubbies giggle, repeat.

Seriously, with the baby faced sun laughing the shows like an acid trip.

Let me add to the CSI: Miami pile-on. Why is the whole fucking show orange?!?! It looks as if it was filmed under the heat lamps in a Sbarro.

Supposedly, it was a big thing among stoners when first came out.

I want your cable package.

Soap operas. I hate them all. I can accept SOME suspension of disbelief but these all get ridiculous. Why can’t they make just a little attempt at being somewhat close to realism. Especially any time they have anything to do with the legal concept of double jepardy. It ain’t that hard of a concept. :rolleyes:

The humor from London comes not from her name but from her ignorance and her interplay with the smarter Maddie. This is by far the most entertaining aspect of her show, and has many features which actually amuse this 22-year-old, including her Paul Lyndesque talking mirror and her theme song which is somehow more idiotic than she is.

That said, all of the live-action Disney Channel shows suffer from the same problem: they all appear to have been written by graduates of the Miller-Boyett School of Scriptwriting (literally- I saw the creators of Cory in the House credited on an old Full House). The actors are all very talented and play their parts well, but the scriptwriting is extremely horrible.

This is more than 100 words, but it’s too much to fit into that.