Yep. Time for puns again! Make 'em short, make 'em long, make 'em witty, make 'em as stupid as a person who eats stupid food breakfast would. You have no shame. So give us some puns.
At church services, the pastor told a slightly humourous story to illustrate a point. After he gave the punch line, a small, wispy man stood up and bolted back and forth thru the pews of the church, squeazing several women’s breasts as he did so. Then he sat back down. In the church newsletter, this odd occurance was commented on with this line, “Reverand Pastorman told a joke and a slight titter ran thru the audience.”
Way back in about 1180 BCE, a spy was hiding from the Mesopotamian army officer that had figured out his subterfuge. The spy had decided to hide in one of the temples until he could sneak out at nightfall. It turned out to be an unusually cold day, tho and was afraid he might freeze to death in the cold stone building. So, he built a small fire, being very careful to avoid giving off any smoke. Or so he thought. From the other side of the great city, the army officer saw a wisp of smoke from the supposedly empty pyramid and decided to investigate it, just in case. He found the spy and had him killed. Let it be know that the searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be hazardous to your stealth.
Okay, those required a bit of a long set up. Yours don’t need to be of this type, but if they are, that’s cool too.