Rating system for Phaedrus.

The BBQ Pit
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I feel a little guilty about doing this. It’s my first BBQ-pit post, and I’ve never actually been drawn in to posting on one of the threads Phaedrus dominates. But I suppose logic and maturity are optional in the Pit.

In that spirit, I present the Phaedrus rating system, modelled after his own (highly effective) system seen in http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000792.html

The system works as follows:

-15,000,000 points for being Phaedrus.

That’s all. Let the scoring begin.

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Holy sweet thundering fuck!

I dont know how you guys can read the fucking drool the ‘phadreaus’ thing leaves behind!!

I read the thread where he is gonna rate the posts.

I laughed.

Like anyone here gives a rats ass what he rates them as.

I’ll second the OP.
(Maybe “-” a gazillion points instead.)

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I thought that was a good thing. :wink:

4

Now look here, Erroneous, I’m used to some pretty strong language here, and unsavory concepts…but dumping THAT link in MY forum…well, you’re pushing your luck, buster. :wink:

Lynn the Packrat

5

I thought thundering fuck was supposed to taste slightly salty.

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that was a negative 15.000.000, right?

bj0rn - immune to phaedrus :wink:

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I think he’s psychotic. No one could deal with the amount of abuse that’s been heaped upon him without being delusional. He likes it! He acts like it’s some big joke that he’s in on! Like everyone on the board is his bud! The boy needs a nice new coat with backwards sleeves and a nap in a soft, pillowy room.

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Kelli,I rate your post a 555+!