I say ‘joke’ because actually calling it a joke would be a disrespect to all jokes ever. Before I go even further, here’s the link for reference:
Listen, while in all other instances I like you rayh, that thread was some cock-gobbling douchebaggery right there. Maybe it reflects more upon me than upon you guys, but the perfect storm of bullshit, condescension, and unskilled humor has burrowed under my skin, worked its way up into my gall bladder, and now the bile must spill forth lest the innocent suffer my wrath.
Where should I begin? Oh fuck it, let’s start from the top. The OP. What. The. Fuck. Lady in Red, do you always type like a chimpanzee on qualudes? You mentioned that some folks were being condescending to you. This is true. That doesn’t change the fact that reading your posts makes the homunculus inside my head punch himself in the face, because truly getting punched in the face is better for my mental health than reading the drivel that spews from your virtual mouth. To put it in simple English, the point of language is to communicate. While your stream of run-on sentences, ellipses, ‘alternative’ spellings and such other grammar monstrosities might be cute, it does not lend itself to effective discourse. Stop it. Oh, and don’t think I’m picking on you just for shits and giggles. While your writing may elicit both, the fact remains your grammar is going to get on people’s nerves.
Oh, but if that was the only problem with that thread, then most likely I could have had a beer and a wank and all would be well with the world. No, even more irritating than the grammar was the way you took advantange of the board’s trust. Sure, big deal you might say. Well, I can’t speak for others, but I took the mangled garbage that was the OP as seriously as my mind could grok it. I interpreted that you two had a domestic dispute and that Lady in Red seriously wanted Rayh to grovel.
Advice was offered. People put their time and energy into helping the fake situation. Dopers on the whole are motherfucking good people, and to use them like a 99 cent condom just so you and your sweetheart can get some jollies makes me angrier than the sun in Super Mario 2. Did not this thought go through your mind? Are you carelessly inconsiderate or just an asshole? Well, it doesn’t really matter, because after the jig was up, all you did was try to shrug it off like it was no big deal. In a way you’re right, it’s not a big deal. So, what is a big deal? I think it was shit behavior, and I’m calling you two out for it. “It’s just a message board. Switch to decaf Auto.” Well fuck that. That’s the world’s sluttiest strawman I know, and I’m not going to get splinters on my dick.
Last but not least, even for a joke, it was horribly unfunny. It was poorly executed, badly written, and all around fail. Dare I say epic fail? No, I do not. There was nothing epic about that thread. In conclusion, you lose. Good day sir.