I’m tired, it’s been a long day…I promised myself not to post these thoughts until they were tight and perfectly formed, but, I’m tired and sad.
I’ve been an avid reader of the Straight Dope for about fifteen years. Discovering Cecil Adams was a prize for me, a kick in the head that showed me the wise path of being smart, funny, and iconoclastic. I remember collected articles I read and re-read, in which Cecil discussed how to keep bugs off pot plants, offended readers by discussing the caloric content of semen, and generally created the “wise-guy” wise guy format that has been copied repeatedly ever since.
I have only recently stumbled into the SDMB after spending much time cruising the straight dope archives. I don’t generally spend much time in online message boards - I don’t know the etiquette or the jargon, and frankly I don’t care. These moderators seem to - in general - have simply their online egos on their minds. Members seem easily offended by things I couldn’t imagine as such. Specifically, I have just read:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91382
and
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91564
I read the Sultan’s comments and could not bring myself to be offended. Nor could I understand why he was banned. I don’t necessarily agree with him, but nothing I read affected me as it seemed to everyone else. It just seems indictative of the mentality on this site. Threads get closed because someone didn’t look up a fact on Google or because they want to know about drugs or god forbid they say something that will offend some thin-skinned sweet-heart. Maybe I spend too much time engaging in real coversations with real human beings in public places like diners, bars, clubs, libraries, etc etc, where there are no rules or moderators to come pat my inebriated new friend on the shoulder and tell him that I might have been offended by his views. Maybe I just don’t “get” internet culture. Like I said, I don’t want to. If being on your computer entitles you to live by different rules than the ones in the real world - to cry Un-PC at anything slightly aggressive or uncomfortable, then count me out.
First, I was disappointed by the Straight Dope cable show. I was truly excited about it, but it was flaccid, “Dr. Nye” style TV. Then I was disappointed by the Staff Reports here online, which just did’t hold their own against the great Cecil. Then Cecil himself even started to loose his edge, drifting off to a more MOR, David Feldman’s Imponderables territory (although I will always gladly read Cecil). Now this message board. I’m sad.
I have been a short order cook. I have repaired cars. I have been managing editor/columnist/12-hrs-a-day reporter at a well-read newspaper. I have sold homes. I have been a bouncer at a number of bars and music clubs. I have played with touring bands. I have met a greater variety of people than I ever could have imagined fifteen years ago. Yet I never would have thought fifteen years ago that one of my favorite writers would eventually gain a following of apostles who would fail to meet standards set by the lowliest people I have ever met in my life. It seems less like you all want to fight ignorance but rather want to find some sense of community which will uphold your egotism and ideas. The Straight Dope is no longer the cutting edge work it once was. Instead of courting controversy (or at least not worrying if it did), it tries to avoid all discomfort, at the expense of good writing and distinctive style. It’s pathetic. It’s sad. And like I said, I’m sad, too.
I’m not going to proofread this, pull out my AP style book, dictionary or thesaurus. I’m too tired for that. Take this for what you make of it and I’ll wake up tomorrow wishing I had thought this out better and you can close this thread because it’s in the wrong forum or because I offended some poor, withering soul and then I’ll go on with my life.