Well, most of him did.
Actually, sounds like she was using him. He gives her head; she kicks him to the curb.
BTW supposedly the Beatles’ song “Please Please Me” was about how they’d go down on the girl but she wouldn’t reciprocate.
“I I I I I I’m not your steppin’ stone”
“I… ain’t got no body”
“Going out of my head… over you”
“…and don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet…”
neck and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
neck and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
eyes and ears and mouth and nose… neck and shoulders knees and toes
How lucky can one guy be ?
I kissed her and she kissed me
Like the fella’ once said
Ain’t that a kick in the head ?
~Dean Martin
I get no kick from champagne.
More alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all.
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you?
~Frank Sinatra
Kicks just keep gettin’ harder to find
And all your kicks ain’t bringin’ you peace of mind
Before you find out it’s too late, girl
You better get straight,
~Paul Revere and the Raiders
But then he would have lost his ass.
If it weren’t for the event that got him nominated, he’d be head and shoulders above his competition at the Darwin Awards.
Plus, was this what Weird Al had in mind when he wrote this song?
Speed-reading ‘classics’ should be against the law.