‘All work and no beer make b’wang something something’. ‘Go crazy?’ DON’T MIND IF I DO!!! :random crazy noises:’. Surprisingly multi-purpose, that piece of dialog.
Loach’s ‘Fugu me!!!’ thing had me giggling for ages.
Whatever quote you use, be sure to wear a Michael Jackson Thriller LP cover on your head (and that scene is so much more funnier now that he is dead).
I say “okely dokely” every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY. I don’t know why but I love it and that is pretty much the only way I agree to something anymore.
Wait… you don’t say* “Okely dokely, there, neighbor!”* like I do? When my kids aren’t calling me “Michael Scott”, they’re accusing me of being a Ned Flanders.
To which i reply,*** “You just watch it, kids, or… [stern Ned voice] No Bible Verses at bedtime!”*** “Waaaaah!”
Another vote for the “craptacular” line.
Also, from the Simpsons Hit + Run: “I’m a class five idiot!”
(Lots of good lines in that game, but sadly none of them apply to real life. Really, how often can you say “… the screaming, and the sadness, and the hosing of blood off the robot” in your best Professor Frink?)
Whenever I’m in a good mood or something good happens to me I say:
“If you’re happy and you know it say a swear.”
Then I think to myself: “hiney” and then I giggle while people look at me weird.