Real? or the Onion?

Headlines, that is. I glance at the headlines at Google News, and many of them seem to be too surreal to be anything but Onion stories:
“Bush reclaims power after colonoscopy”
“Policians mourn porn king”

Those are two I gaped at just today. Have you all seen any other headlines lately that made you do a double take?

Hamas TV Mickey Mouse beaten to death by Israeli - becomes Martyr in final episode

“Policians mourn porn king”

I can’t find this story. Link Please?

Did they remove a porn king from Bush’s ass? That could explain a lot.

Not the exact headline, but here’s an account that jibes very well with the headline.

Thanks!

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DAMN THEM! DISNEY IS CHEATED OF ITS RIGHTFUL VENGEANCE! :mad: