I’d be willing to contribute to such a thread. I’m aching to make an actual good porn movie myself.
Seriously!
Ask and you shall receive.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=8370
It’s an old thread, but I thought of it right away. Now explain to me why I remember this thread, but the ones on space/time, politics and social reform never stick to the inside of my skull.
As to the OP. Romancing The Bone
I’ve seen these movies for rent at Video Update (in the back, of course):
Cockateer
Buffy the Vampire Layer
The Erotic Witch Project
The Bare Wench Project
Throbbin’ Hood: Prince of Beaves
Never seen any porn, but the title that is commonly referred to among my group of friends is:
"Stop, my ass is on fire!"
I can’t stop laughing about that…
How’s about:
Glad-he-ate-her
(Gladiator)
Biggirl, thanks for that link. I do remember that thread, because it got revived a few months ago.
GuanoLad-- do you mean that you’d be in the porno?
Flashpants is quite lame, but…
Bang the Bung Slowly is one of my favorite titles.
Never saw either.
shudder
I have a disturbed uncle that prefers thinking up real titles of real movies, that could ALSO be porn titles, without any alteration.
“Three Men and a Baby” being their favorite. shudder again
The above title is one of many that my sick, sick uncle and his friends dreamed up over a couple of kegs of beer one night. I recall that the Scottish pornos “Lassie” and “Lassie comes home” were suggested, only they had to be Scottish for the joke to work of course! (get it?)
After the release of “Three Men and a Little Lady” and “In and Out” they decided it was getting too easy and retired from the sick, drunk, offensive bastards business.
G. Perv Johnson
“Perv is my middle name”
p.s. “Das Butt” from the Simpsons always makes me laugh, but I’m not sure if it was really made.
Heck, I doubt it!
I don’t think anyone would pay to see my skinny butt in full motion. I’m talking about writing and directing.
“Sergeant Pecker’s Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang”
laughs Okay. Just wanted to clarify that part.
Pardon the hijack, Chris.
The Horneymooners
Dickman and Throbbin’
Just thought of one I saw:
Intercourse with the Vampire.
Had to be the worst porno of all time…they once had the vampire “disappear” in the scene and reappear on the other side of the screeen…except you could see him crawling on his stomach at the bottom of the screen…then he popped up and said “AHHHHH.” I nearly fell out of my chair!
Jman
That’s Buffy, not Muffy; but I believe that’s already been cleared up.
Yes, Edward Penishands is real, and there was a even a sequel.
The one that struck me as the funniest and indeed the most strangely appropriate was Super Hornio Bros. If you ever thought Ron Jeremy looked a little too much like Super Mario to begin with, then this movie is for you.
Oh, yeah, I guess I should mention there was a sequel to it, too.
Pete
Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer
Damn, someone already beat me to Dickman and Throbbin’
but not to Yank My Doodle, It’s Dandy
There was a porn parody of WarGames a while back called “Sex Games.”
I thought that was the stupidest porn-parody title I’d ever seen. Couldn’t they have called it “WarGasms” or something?!
My second favorite porno title of all time:
Bi-tanic
My favorite porno title of all time:
How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed
I E-mailed this question on to a childhood friend of mine. I knew he’d be good for a few titles. Little did I know. The following impressive list is courtesy of Doug in Texas. With my thanks to Douglas-
Natural Born Jigglers
Planet of the Gapes
A Jug’s Life
Passenger 69
Schindler’s Fist
Free My Willy
Robin’s Wood
Look Who’s Sucking
Sleeping With Seattle
Man On The Poon
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Robocock
The Hairy Bitch Project
Bonfire of the Panties
Jackie Brown Eye
The Talented Mr. Rip Me
Mr. Hollund’s Phallus
I once saw “Crimson Thighs” lying around a pawn shop.
Dear God- I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. There must be something wrong with me. I checked out a link he gave me and found these nuggets. I’ll refrain from posting any more, if there are any more, after my final addition. This stuff is giving me a headache.
The Good, The Bad and The D-Cups
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Ejacula
Tool Of The Nile
Honey I Blew Everybody
Brassiere to Eternity
Sometimes I think I’m about two years old when something like this makes me laugh this much.