WITCH HUNT 2015
The contestants are “accused” of witchcraft and subjected to a number of “physical enticements” to make them confess. The one who can go the longest without admitting to witchcraft and unnatural relations with the devil in spite of increasingly creative “enhanced interrogations” gets a Hyundai.
Patients put their health and well being in the hands of celebrities who are licensed to practice medicine on the show and allowed to prescribe any treatment they wish. First episode’s panel includes Jenny McCarthy, Scott Baio, and Victoria Jackson.
Organ Swap Who will take rejection the hardest? My Baby Ate a Dingo! Parents compete to get their toddler to eat the craziest stuff. My Shotgun Wedding Dog the Bounty Hunter starts planning weddings. First, they have to find the daddy…
The Ultimate Fighter: Action Hero edition
Actors from action movies must stay in character and fight each other Octogon-style
Die Hard John McClain vs. Kill Bill Beatrix
James Bond vs John Rambo
Jason Bourne vs Blade
The Bachelorette: Trailer Park Version. Contestants sit around in an above ground pool drinking Colt 45 and competing for the love of a Waffle House waitress.
The Bachelor: Senior Citizens Version. Twenty desperate widows compete for the love of a 70 year old retired Federal Employee with good benefits. Episodes include a casserole cookoff, a blue-rinsed hair pulling competition, and two old bitches throw down in the laundry room over washing his sansabelt slacks.
Contestants are scourged, made to carry a large wooden cross through a hostile crowd and then crucified for an afternoon. Once placed in a tomb they have three days to push aside a large rock & escape.