Gaudere kicks another ass.
My grasshopper is named Orlando Bloom.
That’s like some type of flower that grows in Florida right? Some rare lily or something?
Ooooh. Good one.
Let’s also harp on 1920s Style “Death Ray” for the missing hyhen in his username.
Not being a jerk – it’s important, even on message boards.
See post #41.
I’m sure someone’s already beat me to it but…
After telling this you’re supposed to say:
Celine Dion walks into a bar, the bartender asks: “Why the long face?”
He was her date to the Emmys and she said on Larry King she slept with him, but the “engaged” part appears to be only a rumor at the moment. Oddly, he’s gained so much weight he’s bigger than her ex-husband (although IIRC her ex gained the weight after they were married).
Kip Adotta’s version of the penguin joke, from Wet Dream:
Of course I have no sense of humor, I’m a Kiwi. We have humour over here.
Anyway, thank you for the patronising grammar lesson.