Oops–I put the “not” in your name in the wrong place. NotReallyAllThatBright. It could be a nickname.
And as can be seen from my posts here, I am very impatient with fundamentalist and evangelical beliefs. But I am not making fun of/denigrating any one poster. Believe that God is Marilyn Monroe crossed with Marilyn Manson if you so choose, just don’t ask me to play along–and don’t tell me you’re right and I’m wrong!
Ok, I feel better now. I’m off to try new and improved AntiChrist Crackers! Made from ground up loaves and motzah. Served with fish, one per person. Careful, it leaves a heat in your mouth long after you’ve swallowed it.
Mine eyes have seen the coming of the Dark Lord Antichrist
He is humorous and handsome, and he isn’t very nice
We’ll get along just fine if you don’t make him tell you twice
Apocalypse today!
It’s really most annoying, with the rains of flaming pitch
And the things that bite, and things that burn, and things that sting and itch
But, oh, that Whore of Babylon’s a lusty, royal bitch!
Apocalypse today!
(CHORUS)
It’s really most confusing, with the Horsemen in the skies
And the seven seals, and seven plagues, and lambs with seven eyes
But we get no fun from Jesus, so bring on the Prince of Lies!
Apocalypse today!
That’s because they ALL are right ! You see, socialism is Satanic, right ? And what could be more socialist than a group mind ! “We are Legion”, and all that. Obviously, ALL of those people accused of being the Antichrist are guilty ( people enlightened by God couldn’t be wrong, after all ). It’s just that they are all different aspects of the great Antichrist hive mind.
One day in 1990, my best friend and I watched Jack Van Impe quote a Bible verse in parallel with a current news item to imply that the End Times were upon us because the Anti-Christ had appeared in the form of Saddam Hussein as fortold in the bible.
A couple hours later, we dropped some acid and watched a PBS documentary, “Understanding the Sixties,” which began with some exposition on the mindset of the late fifties, typified by a clip of Jack Van Impe quoting the exact same verse to suggest that the contempory prime minister of Russia was the antichrist.
Well, IMS, his penis is pointed and he suffers from priapism, so Satan’s wang is definitely portable. Isn’t everyone’s? They’re not exactly detachable. (insert Bobbitt joke here).
Please note that Hillary Clinton has only one R in her name, and she is being considered for Secretary of State! Which has 2 Rs, which means,once she assumes that role she will be an Antichrist Trinity. Which was the name of that chick in The Matrix, if you take away the Antichrist part. And we all know what THAT means!
