Happy Birthday.
Thanks 
If you can make it to Chicago by the end of the day, I’ll buy you a drink.
Same offer, but western Pennsylvania.
If you’re in St. Louis… .
Charlotte.
or Milwaukee
Minnesota will net you a beer and nachos.
So, did we all agree that she accidentally downloaded his vCard or something?
The house decided to mark my birthday by flooding, so I will be staying home to meet plumbers for repair estimates rather than drinking with all you lovely people. 
Geeze. You don’t have to tell the house I said this, but that’s a shitty present.
It’s alright. I sang a song to cheer myself up. ![]()
I refuse to wish you a happy birthday unless it mysteriously shows up in my calendar.
But I’d buy you a drink if you make it to South Florida.