Dear Mr. President:
Bring the God damn Virginia National Guard members home right this fucking minute and set them to rebuilding their own fucking state instead of chasing after non-existent WMD in Iraq.
Sincerely,
Plnnr
PS I’m sure that MD and NC would appreciate it if you brought their members home as well, you fuck.
Dear plnnr,
I’m sure you’re aware that the Virginia National Guard is an armed force, and not primarily a disaster relief organization.
There is an organization called the Virginia Defense Force, that augments the National Guard. The difference is that the Defense Force is answerable to the governor only, and is not deployable outside the state lines, let alone overseas. It has provided support during this hurricane.
I’ll be happy to send you an application, if you’d like to set about rebuilding your own fucking state.
Sincerely,
Mr. Moto
plnnr, are you blind? It’s embarrasingly obvious Saddam caused Isabelle from his secret underground hide-out in Tikrit.
The Virginia National Guard are attacking the problem by the root, instead of fighting symptoms.
Be grateful, you fuck. 
Tough on Hurricanes, tough on the causes of Hurricanes.
I like it Coldie 
Please add NY to the OP as well.
Thanks.
Here’s a joke that made the rounds during the aftermath of Hurricane Elvis, the July 22 storm that devestated Memphis and left 1,000,000 citizens without power for weeks:
Q: What’s the difference between Baghdad and Memphis?
A: The government is rebuiding Baghdad.
Here’s a joke that made the rounds during the aftermath of Hurricane Elvis, the July 22 storm that devestated Memphis and left 1,000,000 citizens without power for weeks:
Q: What’s the difference between Baghdad and Memphis?
A: The government is rebuiding Baghdad.
Also, the horrible brian damage I got during the strom has rendered me unabale to spell. And I’m convinced that I am Beyonce.
So WMD really stands for Weather of Mass Destruction? Why don’t we have Al Roker over there helping out with the search?
No, no see Saddam has some kind of device that stopped the rotation of the core of the earth, see (I think that someone may have crafted an excellent movie about this). This has started causing extreme weather patterns.
Anyway, he also may have traveled back in time with his Time Machine of mass destruction and caused the Black death, the fall of Rome, the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, and the invention of Spam email.
<meanwhile, in the basement of the Whitehouse…>
“Dammit Rumsfeld, stop giving me excuses! I want the Thunderbirds helping on that hurricane clean up. Don’t tell me they don’t exist…I see them every morning as I’m getting dressed.”
What a bunch of whingers! Where’s yer entreprenuership? Where’s yer bootstrap-pulling rugged self-reliance? One little rainstorm and you run to the Government for handouts and food stamps! I mean, “rebuild” Virginia? How much can a couple thousand double-wides cost, after all? And if yer pick up truck didn’t have all of its wheels and both of its doors, we ain’t buying you a new one. (Up on blocks in the front “yard” doesn’t count!)
Actually, because we pretty much owned Iraq, we have a responsibility to rebuild it.
Thats one of the reasons why there was the communist takeover in Eastern Europe after WWII, because we didn’t stay there.
Besides, its not really the president’s duty to rebuild virginia, its the people that have the money to pay for it. Considering that the US is over a $1,000,000,000,000 in debt, its time for an organization like the Red Cross to do rebuild virginia.
Stunning.
vim quis, welcome. Don’t worry revolving doors are perfectly safe.
That explains a lot. We have to rebuild Iraq to prevent the Middle East from falling to the Reds.
We’ll see who buries who now, Krushchev!
No no no no no Elucidator. You’re thinking of WEST Virginia.
Two Virginias? TWO!! Who’s damnfool idea was that!
Gaw-hawd, shows you where my mind is. I read the title as How 'bout Rebuild Vagina.
Sheesh.
Don’t feel bad, I did too at first glance. =p
