Gilligan’s Wars:
Luke: Gilligan
Leia: Mary Ann
Han: the Professor
Chewie: Skipper
C3P0: Thurston Howell
R2D2: Luvie Howell
Obi-Wan: anonymous radio announcer
Darth Vader: Ginger
Are You Being Sithed?
Leia – Mr Humphries
Han Solo – Mr Lucas
C3PO – Captain Peacock
Obi Wan – Mr Rumbolde
Darth Vader – Mrs Slocombe
Padme – Miss Brahms
Chewbacca – Mr Harman
R2D2 – Mr Mash
Yoda – Young Mr Grace
I just don’t know who would be Luke, though.
Fawlty Sabers
Luke: Manuel
Leia: Polly
Han: Terry
Darth Vader: Basil
Emperor Palpatine: Sybil
Obi-Wan: Major Gowen
C3-P0 and R2-D2: Miss Gatsby and Miss Tibbs
R2-D2: Basil the rat
“Don’t mention the Clone Wars- I did, a couple of times, but I think I got away with it”
“May I ask what you expected to see out of a Death Star detention block window? The Taj Mahal? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of womp-rats sweeping majestically…”
“This Luke. This Luke’s father. This, slap in face”
That 70’s Star Wars
Luke–Eric
Leia–Jackie
Han Solo–Kelso
Darth Vader–Red
Obi Wan–Hyde
C3PO–Donna
R2D2–Kitty
Yoda–Fez
Leia: Only you would be crass enough to attack a diplomatic mission!
Darth Taylor: Ah awwwwww… Mmmmmmm…mmmmmm…mm…mm…mmm. Now you hadn’t oughtta ah said that and upset my Sith Lord dignity!
Darth: Now Luke, you might not believe this, but I am your daddy!
Luke: Sha-zam!
Yoda: Be-GUN the Clone Wars have… I see spiders… I’m gonna take a nap.
Han: Ooh, ooh… she made the Kessel Run in… in… ooh… Twelve Parsecs!
Luke: You shouldn’t mock the Force, Han. It’s amazing the powers it can bring. Hey Ben, show him how you can sew up your hand!
Obi-Wan: Judy Judy Judy!
Tarkin: That shot came out of nowhere! And it wasn’t a laser torpedo… it was solid…
Darth: Oh space gods dang it, Ernest T. Hutt is throwin’ asteroids again!
BTW, thanks for the image of Aunt Bea in a gold bikini. It’ll haunt me to my grave.
I think, considering her role as a Satanic witch matron in Rosemary’s Baby, Clara would be Palpatine.
The Golden Star Wars
Bea Arthur–Darth Vader
Betty White–Luke Skywalker
Rue MacClanahan–Leia
Estelle Jedi–Yoda
C3PO: You’ve got to nip this dark side problem in the bud. Nip it!
…takes out guitar…
Dee too
A a ar Dee tooo…
The Lost Wars: Others Strike Back
Episode V
Darth Vader - Locke (because he’s obsessed with power)
Yoda - I’m torn. It’s either CFL (because she lives in the woods in self-imposed exile and says weird stuff nobody understands) or Walt (The Force Is Strong In This One.)
Obi Wan - Sayid (Because he’s the only one who can keep Locke in check)
Luke - Jack (Competent hero with daddy issues)
Leia - Kate. (Although Kate is no princess)
Han - Sawyer. (Because he’d shoot first.)
Chewie - Jin (Nobody understands either of ‘em)
Lando - Michael. (Just as Cloud City fell, so did the raft)
R2D2 - Boone (Plucky, short, takes orders well)
Threepio - Shannon (Prissy, whiny and irritating, but golden and shimmery)
Jabba the Hutt - Arzt, obviously. Fat, irritatble and unlikeable.
Boba Fett - Hugo. (Cuz’ he’s a warrior and he’s spry. Might have to let the armor out, though.)
In honor of the recently translated to the other side of the Force Eddie Albert,
STAR ACRES
Oliver Wendell Skywalker:
Tattooine is the place to be,
Moisture farming is the life for me,
Desert spreading out so far and wide,
Keep Coruscant just give me that countryside!
Ambassador Eva:
No, Coruscant is where I’d rather dwell
I get allergic from that Jawa smell
I just adore a high-rise tower
Darlin’ I love you but give up that Jedi power!
Oliver:
The sand!
Eva:
Coruscant!
Oliver:
Two suns!
Eva:
Youngling ones!
Oliver:
You are my wife!
Eva:
Goodbye, chaste Jedi Life!
Both:
Tattooine we are here!
Oliver Skywalker: Mr. Haney-watto, that is NOT my mother! It’s an evaporator droid in a bra and a bonnet!
Haney-Watto: Why so it is… well, you know, she can be a lot more use to you out on that farm, and she can evaporate things and will still let you call her Mama!
Oliver Skywalker: (draws lightsaber) I don’t want an evaporator droid I can call Mama, I WANT my mother!
Haney-Watto: Oh, well why didn’t you just say so? I seem to remember now, I sold her to a pig-farmer named Ziffel who set her free and he married her.
Oliver: MY mother is married to a pig farmer?
Haney: Well, she can be, I’ll even perform the wedding myself for twenty-two credits! And don’t worry, for an extra thirty credits I can backdate the certificate so it looks like you were born after the weddin’ and won’t embarass your daddy and mama! And I’ll throw in a robotic left arm for you for fifty credits.
Oliver: I don’t need a robotic left arm, I need a robotic right arm?
Haney: Oooooh… well let’s see, there’s a lot fewer of them so that’ll be 400 credits.
Oliver: How can there be fewer left arms than right arms!
Haney: You’re forgetting the Twelve Right Armed Spooner System women of Ooga Centauri…
Oliver: You made that up you lying piece of wombat dung!
[high pitched mechanical wail]
Haney: Well I hope you’re happy, you’ve upset your Mama!
Oliver: I’m sorry Mama, I… SHE’S NOT MY MAMA SHE’S AN EVAPORATER DROID!
Obi Wan Kimball: You see the force is a field that’s all around us. Well, it’s not a field really, I mean you can’t plant anything in it. Of course you can’t really plant anything on a field here in Tattooine either. I mean you can’t plant things in it, they just won’t grow. I guess the Force is really more like a shield. Well, it’s more than a shield because you don’t carry it around with you or hold it up in a fight, you kind of let it go through you, so I guess the Force is kind of like beer in that it goes through you. Except it doesn’t leave you like beer… Hell, let’s just say that it’s caused by something we’ll call “midichlorians” and leave it at that.
[please add more]
Luke: Archie Andrews
Leia: Betty
Han: Jughead
Chewie: Big Moose (in a wig). Optionally, Jughead’s dog . Hot Dog, but mutated.
C3P0: Veronica (Think “Maria Futura” from Metropolis for her look)
R2D2: Dilton Doily
Obi-Wan: Pop Tate
Darth Vader: Reggie Mantle
Han: Marching into the detention area isn’t exactly what I had in mind.
Luke: But they’re going to kill her!
Han: Better her than me.
Luke: She’s rich.
Han: Yeah?
Luke: If you were to rescue her, the reward would be… …well, more hamburgers than you can imagine.
Han: I dunno. I can imagine a lot.
Star Park
Luke: Stan
Han: Kyle
Chewbacca: Kenny
Vader: Cartman
Leia: Wendy
C3PO: Jimmy
R2D2: Timmy
Lando: Token (Naturally!)
Palpatine: Butters as Prof. Chaos
Jabba: Mr. Garrison
Salacious Crumb: Mr. Hat
Dancing Girl In Jabba’s Palace: Mr. Slave (“JEEZUS CHRIST”)
Boba Fett: Uncle Jimbo
Yoda: Mr. Mackey (“Do or do not. There is no try…M’Kay.”)
The X-wars:
Luke: Mulder
Leia: Scully
Han: That guy that T-1000 played…I mean Jason Patrick (I stopped watching the show about that time)
Chewy: Byers
Vader: Bill Mulder
Emperor: The cigarette-smoking man
C3PO: Frohike
R2D2: Langley
Yoda: Deep Throat
Obi-wan: Skinner
what about family guy.
luke-peter
leia-lois
hit the wrong button
luke-peter
leia-lois
quagmire as han solo
three p-o and r2-chris and meg
cleveland as chewie
brian as obi-wan
stewie as darth
adam west as yoda
death as the emperor
cant think of any clever quotes right now…
Clone Wars High
Luke - Gandhi
Leia - Joan of Arc
Han Solo - Abe Lincoln
Chewbacca - Genghis Khan
R2D2 - Mr. Butlertron
C3P0 - George Washington Carver
Annakin/Vader - JKF
Obi Wan - Toots
The Emperor - Principal Cinnamon J. Scuddworth
JFK: Luke, I er ah am your ah fathah!
Gandhi: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I can’t believe I thought of this first:
Happy Wars
Luke: Ritchie Cunningham
Han: The Fonz
C3PO: Potsie
R2D2: Ralph
Princess Leia: Joanie Cunningham
Chewbacca: Al
Obi Wan Kenobi: Arnold
Darth Vader: Chuck Cunningham
24 Wars
Luke: Jack Bauer (but he’d be more of a bad-ass Luke… “Tell me where the Death Star plans are! TELL ME WHERE THE DEATH STAR PLANS ARE!!!”)
Han: Tony Almeida
Leia: Michelle Dessler
Darth Vader: Nina Myers
C3PO: Kim Bauer (always stumbling into trouble)
R2D2: Edgar Stiles
Yoda: Chloe
Obi Wan: David Palmer
Palpatine: Sherry Palmer
Governor Tarkin: Marwan
Stormtroopers: the countless expendable members of terror cells run by Marwan