[Grabs Quarter. Flips. Heads=I aqdmit to having a warped sense of humor. Tails=This thread doesn’t get submitted] Heads.
Ahhhh. Who has time to read em all?
I’ll admit to smirking and occasionally giggling at stuff I read in the forums here. Two posts I’ve recently read had quite a different effect; I literally had snot pouring out of my face and my ribcage was throbbing in pain.
Here they are with links – Neither require much set-up.[ul]li: In GD, The OP asked, If your child was burning to death in a car fire, would you shoot it to ease its pain? – To which Mangetout answered:[/li][quote]
Using mainly spoons, I would send smoke signals to sumnmon the giant squid lords of the great deep, then I would threaten them with the gun until they put out the fire with their laser-guided jet propulsion machines.
Or maybe I would just use the fire extinguisher.
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In the Pit, The OP ranted about people who post using ‘huge, red’ fonts and how it draws attention whilst reading the board at work – To which These posts were made.[/ul]I just re-read them and both still crack me up. (Disclaimer: YMMV) Got a recent chestnut to share? Like I said, who has time to read em all?