I hate you twickster, and anyone else who suggested Cashback. I put that in my queue and moved it to the top, and it was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Actually, it’s still on but I don’t want to finish it, which is VERY rare for me, even for really bad movies. I’m just not that masochistic.
This movie has no point, no likable characters at all, and an extremely annoying and dull protagonist.
Here’s Cashback for you. First 20 minutes is the main character, a student in art school, feeling depressed because his girlfriend broke up with him. She broke up with him because he suggested they break up. He has a friend who is the typical horny dumb sidekick buddy from a thousand movies, only not funny at all. He can’t sleep because he’s so depressed over getting dumped. 75% of the script is dull monologues from this protagonist about his childhood experiences with girls and how seeing a naked girl as a child led him to appreciate beauty. There is an extended sequence where he fantasizes about stopping time and stripping the women in the grocery store and drawing them, with more 9th grade pseudophilosophy about beauty. I think the sole reason they made the character an art student is so they could justify to themselves tons of gratuitous and exploitative nudity that would be even more creepy if he was just a guy who likes naked girls. Actually, being a typical pervert voyeur would make his character more interesting.
There is no plot. He has three male coworkers, two of which are IDENTICAL in personality and rarely say anything and just goof off. The third hardly ever speaks and just does stupid kung-fu moves. He has a female coworker that he gets a crush on for no reason, as there is nothing interesting about her at all except she likes to hide watches and clocks so she doesn’t realize how slow time is passing. His boss is a typical asshole boss, with the unintentional twist that he’s a little more likable than the other characters because you sympathize with him for having to deal with his underlings.
This movie says absolutely nothing except about how unlikable and stupid the person who wrote it must be. I guess it also says a lot about people who enjoy the movie or relate in any way to the protagonist. There is nothing to the movie itself…I don’t mean that this movie has a meandering plot, or gets lost or pointless - it has no plot at all. God, there is a musical montage playing right now with the unlikable, undistinguishable characters mugging for the camera and dancing around…while we were watching this, my wife mentioned that there was a joke in a Scooby Doo episode from one of the kid’s videotapes that she got for the first time today (Shaggy flipping a coin with Scooby and saying “Heads I win, tails you lose”). It says a lot that we laughed harder reminiscing about a stale joke in a Scooby Doo episode than in any part of this “comedy”.
I’m going to stop here, just thinking about this waste of celluloid is making me angrier and angrier. I would rather watch Armageddon than this, or any bad SNL-skit based comedy. I hate Adam Sandler and any of his films is 10 times the movie this is. If I had a choice between watching this movie one more time or watching Little Nicky ten times, I wouldn’t think twice about choosing Little Nicky.
One of the worst movies I have ever experienced.