Each of us is always tough to buy for. Our physical needs are so satisfied it’s pathetic so there’s nothing she needs.
And it always leaves me stumped. I’ll take suggestions here, folks.
She’s not a girly-girl type so diamonds and jewelry and such are out.
What about something for both of you for the house?
Yeah, it is practical, unromantic…blah blah blah.
Ok. Howzabout:
Since she has two widdle ones Three if we include you., why not give her a massage gift certificate or a day off from Mommy-dom.
Maybe a couple of her favorite movies on DVD.
New boobs.
It is all the rage, I hear.
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Shirley you always make me laugh… thank you!
Jonathan we are in similar boats when it comes to our wives…though my wife does like girly stuff like diamonds…
However, I just bought my wife something she really likes…She loves to cook, so I bought her a class with a semi-famous chef here in CT. She’ll learn some great secrets, and she’ll have the memory for ever…
So why not choose something Mrs.Chance loves, and buy her a class to learn more about it.
Or
Why not buy something she thinks you never would…The complete Kama Sutra is nice…little feather toys and everything 
or you could always get her one of these … They always draw a crowd/.
Nice new bedding for the boudoir.
You are one of them fancy people, ain’tcha? I betcha got a name fer the terlet, too.
Get her a date with you…starting in the morning, breakfast (served by you in a, well, let’s just say, “outfit”: bow tie, cuffs and thou)…nice day of whatever she likes to do, walking the boardwalk, skating, movies, followed by dinner and a massage. Put it in the form of a gift certificate…to be called in whenever she wants…
P.s. is Mr. Canadian listening and/or reading - I’d love this too!
A date with the husband…does this mean if you put out that you are slut? :dubious:
JC Just give your poor suffering wife what Mr. Ujest gives me every year: A hard time! It’s the gift that keeps on giving!
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Either might be nice.
She’s hard to buy for. She’s sort of a nature-loving, John Denver singing, high-tech programming telecommute full-time mom.
Help!
What about this little gizmo?
It can backup 3 mobile phone sim cards, has a world clock, schedule function, alarm, currency converter, calculator and memo all for £13.99.
Ah ha!
You can buy a hunting trophy and stuff a boom box in it so she can listen to nature while she telecommutes.
That and Phlosphr’s suggestion reminds me: A couple of years ago, I adopted an animal at our local zoo in my wife’s name for her birthday. (Program details for my zoo. Dunno where you live, but I bet they have something similar.) I chose the snow leopards; we got an info pack and pictures, and my wife’s name went up on the Zoo Parent board. She loved it, and she loved going to the zoo after that and looking at the snow leopards and feeling like they were in some small measure “hers.” One of my better gifts, I think.
Alternatively, have you considered a nice piece of framed art? Not a mass-produced poster in a thirty-dollar frame, but like a woodblock print or maybe an antique tint or something in a real custom frame.