Red Rover, Red Rover, send Rand Rover over

Based on his own attitude, why is he a tax lawyer? Those idiots should have known that by working or otherwise earning money, they would owe taxes. It’s their own damn fault, they certainly don’t deserve any help at all.

Do you people think the article would have been written if it was about a white guy with no kids?

Rand Rover is absolutely the kind of guy who will take the ball, run 95 yards, and then get all indignant that you expected him to score.

I kind of like the guy for some reason, but what gets me is that this is exactly the kind of guy who will scream and yell about how government should get out of the welfare business, and let charities take over. Now, I’m sure Rand Rover is so fabulously wealthy, and will soon brag about how much he gives to charity, and yet he seems to have a congenital defect that prevents him from offering even one penny of sympathy to anyone.

Regardless of the tax deduction, how someone with such a wrinkled, blackened soul can lay claim to charity is obscene.

(And no, I was not making a racial comment.)

Yes.

No, but it wouldn’t have been written about a black woman with no kids either.

I hear you’re a biological father, but I doubt you’re much of a dad, so I’ll let you know it’s a pretty big fucking deal if your kids have to switch schools- especially if they had already switched the year before.

I’m a (non-white, but also non-traditionally-discriminated-against minority) male with no kids. I wouldn’t have too much sympathy for myself if it happened to me; it’s not that hard for me to pull up stakes and find a new place to live.

ETA: It might have been written had it been a white guy with no kids, simply because he’d be out $6,000.00.

And this, in your little world of “logic”, is the same as us saying that black women shouldn’t be held responsible for their decisions.

In your twisted, circus-freak, delusional, distorted little world, maybe it is.

Yes, thank God white males finally have Rand Rover and Fox News to give them a voice. I, for one, am tired of the black woman holding them down.

:rolleyes: Well, you won.

Just so we’re clear: Rand Rover is a dick because he isn’t sympathetic. On an internet message board. In the BBQ pit.

I’m pretty sure if some person got on here and talked about how his gun collection got stolen or his Rush Limbaugh museum was looted because the landlord went bankrupt, he wouldn’t get much sympathy. And I’ve seen a number of people in this thread pull out asinine shit in other threads.

Finally, you are a dumbass for the following reason:

1-1?

As much of a cold condescending robot as Rand Rover (and I hate Ayn Rand) can be, he is far less of an asshole than people like you, Jack Batty, who claim to have won threads, invoke consensus as if it is some sort of meaningful concept, require others to share your views and sympathies, lest they be called ignorant, stupid, illogical, or worse, and who intermingle their own self-worth with some conception of winning a moral battle on the internet.

It is people like you, who appoint themselves the referees of truth, justice, and the anonymous internet message board way who destroy countless thriving internet communities by methods of using ignore, complaints to admin, and other dirty little tricks that add nothing to the discussion to ensure your proclaimed ideals of consensus.

I have been reading these boards for years and years, and I have been thankful that there exists a place where, generally, even a complete fucking football bat of a poster can rant merrily about the evils of vaccination, cats, cheese, or Jesus or whatever else and not be banned for being unpopular. It’s fine by me if you think Rand Rover is an inconsiderate douchebag. But don’t appoint yourself the arbiter of “victory” and the spokesman for the mythical consensus – to me, that is a meta-dickhead move far more worthy of a pitting than not feeling sad enough about someone who got evicted.

And to be honest, I am simply judging you based upon your last post, but don’t feel too bad; you have lots of friends who all agree with you. Too bad they are all overempathetic nazi zealots set on banishing the unclean to the gulag of the internet.

True dat, but that’s hardly even my point. It’s the “logic” that he uses that’s so out of whack. A slight rewriting might look like this:

SDMBer: “I have a hangnail and it hurts.”

RR: “So you’re saying that black people should get huge tax refunds?”

SDMBer: “What the fuck are you on about, you twit?”

RR: “Well you gotta admit, if the Moon wasn’t made of green cheese, then the marbles grainy wacka wacka polyester peanut armageddon doodle.”

You know, they’re brewing a lot of decaf these days.

wacka wacka…

(sheesh, two words and I’m too drunk to get even THAT right…)

-XT

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:D…
:confused:

Fuck, somebody got a hold of the playbook again.

Wait. I’m Indian, where does that put me? Am I responsible for my obligations or do I think black people should be allowed anything they want? I did not realize she was a black woman until RR pointed out.

I would also like him to point out where she wasn’t responsible.
(black women shouldn’t be held responsible for their decisions)

She paid her rent. On time. In my renter’s contract, I have certain guidelines. I have a copy of the contract. I have read it. I follow it. Landlord should also be obligated to follow both the law and the contract.

I don’t generally participate in RO threads. However I dont just see that one as an RO thread. I rent, as I mentioned in the other thread. I always pay attention to renting news and learn as much as I can.

Lastly, if you don’t think that there is a difference in the distance to the finish line depending on what level you were born at, how much money your parents have, what color you are, and where you were born, you are sadly deluded. I am not complaining, mind you. I understand that’s reality. However to say “she should have KNOWN” is as naive as you can get, really.

I said this in the other thread but RR you are out of touch with the real world. I think it was matt who had the best line in the other thread - some people are born on third base and spend ther whole lives thinking they batted a triple.

Besides that, he Godwinized. So he automatically loses.
We win teh interwebs. :smiley:

“Consensus” – a joke because three people in a row (me included) pointed out the same thing, regarding Rand Rover being the one who brought up race in the other thread.
“We win, 1 - 0” – another joke, because I’m familiar with Tenacious D and I thought it was funny. It’s not my fault you take everything seriously.

Do you really think I would proclaim anybody to have won, or lost, a message board thread? You don’t know me very well. I get pissed off when someone claims a threadwinner in a “Name Your Favorite Sexually Transmitted Disease” thread in MPSIMS.

To recap – points about Rand Rover’s being the one to bring up race … valid points that I’ll stand by.
My last post (which you’ve chosen to judge me on solely) … wise-assedry. Get over yourself, dick-head.

And may I extend a hardy handshake of congratulations for some truly retarded Godwinizing at the end there.

Oh, I think we’re doing better than that by now…

Too long have we felt the boot of Missy Charlene.

A million to one. No, wait – One hundred billion to one!

That seems beyond question. But RR is very much tuned in to a certain libertarian-Right trope of “the real world” (trope = a metaphorical device meant to shape opinion).

It is the idea of “the real world” as a finely tuned machine of impersonal cruelty - a personal-responsibility hell where we not only must pay for every failing, incapacity, or lack, but where, karmically or cosmically or through some Calvinist jerk-off God, we deserve no better, and should be resigned.

It could be an intersting world, in an evil fucked up way.
I could lie, steal, cheat, even murder. It’s not MY fault. The victim should have been better prepared. My victims should have made better choices and decisions.
Hmmmm. I don’t think so.