Well, mainly, NOBODY on this board knows what I believe, therefore, I can’t be safely stuck in the liberal/conservative camp.
Then again, maybe the fact that I rarely post anymore might have something to do with it.
And, on, second, glance, I, use, a, lot, of, fucking, commas.
Is it wrong that I still keep expecting someone to come in and hijack this?
Yes. It is wrong. Very, very wrong. Please don’t make me start with the damn commas again.
See? I can misread with the best of them! 
[Dana Carvey as the old curmudgeon on SNL]It said BANNED back then! And we LIKED it! Dammit, we LOVED it![/DCATOCOSNL]
I just cut and pasted the text from my personal ad. Are you telling me there was something wrong with it?
:dubious:
Have you been spending much time with Scott Plaid lately?
:eek:
Nah. If that were the case, I would just go ahead and say…wait for it…
I WIN
While I don’t seem to share much in common with Liberal the poster, I feel for the man as any human should to another. For him, I wish nothing but happiness, should he be on this planet for one day or ten thousand.
That being said, I fee guilty that this:
made me laugh out loud.
Peace - DESk
We could kill two birds with one stone:
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. Did anyone see yesterday’s episode? Is Marlena really dying, or is she faking it again? Or has she been possessed by the devil again, who is making her fake her death? Will John be able to complete the exorcism in time?
Ha! Think you can fool me, and you’re right, you probably could. But no one, and I do mean no one, gets by the world-renowned sluth and commie-hunter, duffer.
See, I didn’t notice this morning as I barely had time to repond to the OP, but now, taking the time to read the whole thread it’s evident that you’ve been outed.
To wit, World-renowned Sluth, writes on the very first page:
Since I am an openly, Zapatero voting, card-carrying member of the ruling PSOE party in Spain, clearly a man of such well-earned repute couldn’t possibly be taking about me. Further, although I admit to getting incresingly foggy in my old age – if curious, just ask, I’ll list all of my ailments, including the most painful of all, located in the wallet section of the buttocks – half of two is still one, right?
Who does that leave? Huh? Huh? Ya commie rat-bastard!
To the wall I say!
Great job, duffer. He sure had me going, good thing True American Patriots such as yourself are ever vigilant to the ominious threats facing your great nation.
I think I’ll sleep easier 2nite. Of course, no telling if I’ll make it through the night.
Oh fuck you! My head is completely bald, but from the neck down I look like Chewbacca. I have bad breath, I sweat constantly (and it reeks,) and my nostrils are larger than that guy’s from breakfast club. They are so large in fact that gay gays proposition me for nasal sex. My eyes are two differnt colors and I have a hangnail on my big tow that would make you leave the room crying.
I went to Alaska in the spring and they have some fucking bug up there that lays its eggs in your skin, and while you have your cute little lipomas, I got these suppurating cysts with little worms coming out of them.
…on second thought, at least I’m not Spanish, so I guess I oughtta be grateful.
You think you got it bad? I’m one of those worms!
Oh and BTW, what’s with all the wisecracks, some of you fuckers have me practically laughing my ass-off – and since regrettably, for reasons of yet another another sad story that I won’t get into here (but will gladdly tell if prodded, just not in the ass) there’s really not that much of it left.
Hint: In my wasted youth I dated Lorena Bobbit for a spell. Baad idea, lucky for me, poor execution her part.
So can we get back to some real vitriol here or what? Don’t think Sensei Spiritus will be happy when and if he returns to this thread. And then we’re all in deep dodoo.
Fear the wrath, people!
:::shudder:::
Just saying…
Wrong. I is we who count our blessings.
“I is we?”
Are you speaking for some kind of Spanish hive mind gestalt organism, or are you simply suffering from plurality issues?
I dunno, if I were Spanish I could be tall, slim, able to gracefully move about the dance floor with one of them hot dark-eyed ladies in a peasant blouse, have a charming accent… But! Wait!
Spaniards only got one buttock! :eek: Maybe I’ll turn Argentinian instead.
From a mandate position. Something you should be well acquainted with.
