Is this a record?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225087
I’m just PISSED that I didn’t get to post my witty reply!
Oh, and since this is the pit: FUCK!
Oh, I see he’s back:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=225096
Can the record hold?
I just hope that matt got my e-mail.
Dion, I see that great minds think alike: we both had the same joke about elves packing fudge.
weird
When I started the thread, it wasn’t banned. I tried to post
my cats breath smells like fudge
and BOOM
it was locked.
that quicky Czarcasm!
Maybe you folks should ignore him and stop making his day? Just a thought.
Like there’s something else more fun to do?
But not ignoring him is making my day. Everyone wins!
A NEW RECORD!
Registered to Banned in SIX minutes.
um…what was that comment in the other thread cheddarsnax?
You wanted me to what? 
Revtim, I know, I know. . .
But when people start trolling, sometimes, it’s fun to snip at their line.
Tripler
That was a fishing joke. [sub]sorry, it sucked.[/sub]
You heard me.
Well, no, you didn’t… so, uh, you read me… but… no, that just sounds stupid… uh…
wanders off
THATS IT!
I’m going to go eat some Cheddar Stix!
enjoy the weather…
Great, matt hates me, Dion steals my jokes, and I’m confused.
At least I have some fudge…
Anyone care to wager that this is his third incarnation?
Hey, we DID get to see pictures of matt’s kitty. Kitty picures make everything better.
My aunt has the BEST recipe for fudge, btw. YUM!
Sorry I stepped on your joke, Gov. I really should preview once in a while.
No, it is not a record, as some have been banned before even posting.
I wonder how long our newest member, Polycrap, will last.
Mods to get no sleep tonight.
(course, it’ll be easier for those on the west coast)
I’ll put $5.00 on it. 
Tripler
I smell a rat.