I collect state mottos.
but I have grown bored of them, all logical and all. 9well, most anyway)
tell me new ones, please.
Texas: The Crazy Glue state.
Washington, The Puddle
Oregon: The State That Keeps On Giving
Massachusetts: The Do-Me State
Wisconsin: Dammit California, Stop Trying To Steal Our Schtick! It’s All We’ve Got! Can’t You Guys Stick With The Whole Sunshine Thing?
thought of another one, sorry.
California: The Golden Shower State
Delaware - Yeah, we’re still here.
It’s still just too easy to pick on Delaware.
Hawaii pa pa pa u mau mau, pa pa pa u mau mau
You know the toon.
Georgia(Atlanta): Redneck and trying to hide it.
Georgia(the rest of the state): Redneck and proud of it.
Rhode Island : just a speed bump on the way to Cape Cod.
[OTS] I once saw an inane little cartoon that I couldn’t stop laughing at. There’s a guy in a car driving up to a sign that says: “Welcome to Rhode Island. Watch your head!” [/OTS]
Or, how about:
Rhode Island: Make Us An Offer!
Alaska - We are NOT located off the California coastline.
North Carolina - We’re not cold and desolate like that other ‘North’ state.
Texas: Home of moron presidents and dead inmates. 
I am allowed to say that as a former Texan.
West Virginia: The Relative State.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Minnesota, the cold, buggy, inhospitable state. Don’t move here. No, really!
In honor of my home state, and my current state:
New York - The Empire State. You got a problem with that?
Alabama - Thank God for Mississippi.
Wyoming - The Circus has been here… twice. 
Rhode Island - You either have money or you don’t… deal with it.
Delaware - Mom! New Jersey is on my side again!
Alabama - The Nation’s leading producer of ugly people.
Kentucky - Four words… “Age of Consent: 14”
[sub]Well… I think I’m funny.[/sub]
Virginia: The GunRack State.
Ohio: Only those born here pronounce it “AHIA”.
Vermont: The State that makes New Hampshire nervous. (Kudos to the Drew Carey Show for THAT one!)
New York: We don’t ALL live in New York City, you know!
Maine: Ah-yup.
Massachusetts: The Lobstah and Chowdah State.
A few for my beloved home -
Virginia - What? The 21st Century already?
Virginia - Who were your mother’s people, again?
Virginia - Pave Your Way to Prosperity
Virginia - Second Only To Texas in Executions, But We’re Trying
Virginia - Home of the Republicrat Party
Virginia - No, We Don’t Want West Virginia Back - Thanks for Asking
Minnesota - Nine months of snow and three months of rough sledding.
South Dakota - Not as crazy as Montana.
Montana - Not as crazy as Monta-Damn!
Delaware: Still more chickens than people.
Georgia: Anything for a Buck
Connecticut: The State You Drive Through to Get To New England.
Indiana: The State You Drive Through to Get to Chicago.