HEY! GET YER OWN, KID! :mad:
Texas: Who cares if he’s not the real killer?
Wisconsin: Moooooooo!
ROFLMAO I am definitely saving that one 
You realize I will have to hunt you down and beat you to death with an oven stuffer.
Puerto Rico - Joannes est nomen eius (His name is John)
no wait, that’s a real one.
New Mexico - We’ll Come Up With a Motto Mañana.
New Mexico - Really, We Are One of the United States.
New Mexico - Low Discount Financing on Fleetwood Single Wides Now!
New Mexico - 3 … 2 … 1 … BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
New Mexico - Land of Entrapment.
New Mexico - If It’s South of I-40, It Might As Well Be In Texas For All We’re Concerned.
New Mexico - Where the First and Third World Collide
New Mexico - Red or Green?
New Mexico - Less Talk, More ROCKS!
New Mexico - America’s Dustbin
Colorado - The Real Estate State.
Colorado - I am KBCO.
Colorado - Fat Tire On Tap
Colorado - Spanish For SUV.
Colorado - You Can’t Afford It.
Colorado - Black, Yellow or Chocolate Lab?
Colorado - Minnesota With Mountains.
Colorado - We Apologize For Colorado Springs. They Get That Way Sometimes.
Colorado - This Sign Made From Organic Tibetian Hemp.
Upstate New York - PAY TOLL 1 MILE AHEAD.
Upstate New York - Now With 33% Fewer Buffalonians.
Upstate New York - Where The Skies And Economy Are Both Overcast.
Upstate New York - Mild, Medium or Hot?
Upstate New York - Will You Downstaters Finally Quit Crying About The Bagels Here?
Upstate New York - Will The Last Resident To Leave For North Carolina Please Turn Off The Lights?
Iowa: Bring us your children
Iowa: Almost always the butt of some joke
Iowa: The jello[TM] capital of the world
Hey, I live north of the canal. Bring it on! 
Delaware: The home of tax-free shopping and Purdue Chicken…
Kentucky: 4 million people, six last names
Kentucky: What do you mean “college basketball sucks?”
Indiana: Yeah, we know we gave the world Michael Jackson. But Janet’s from here, too!
Florida: America’s wang! (stolen from Homer Simpson)
Florida: Where old people go to die.
Idaho: No, that “Who da ho” joke STILL isn’t funny.
Idaho: We’re a state, too, dammit.
Washington: There’s more than just Seattle. There’s also the part you have to drive through to get to Seattle.
Virginia: Just because Utah’s team is the Utes doesn’t make ours the Virgins.
Alaska: 35 Eskimos can’t be wrong.
Texas: Come on, Mexico. Try to make it past our armed pick-up truck squadrons.
Utah: Straight Pride!
North Dakota Yes it gets cold here. Too cold for your sorry ass. Go home.
North Dakota Would the last one out please turn off the lights?
North Dakota Cold, Flat and Desolate, but at least we’re not Alabama.
** Florida ** – where election dreams are made or (if you aren’t related to the Governor) broken!
California: Just try to find a more expensive house!