Rejected City/Sport Team Names

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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It’s Friday and my brain is fried from this week and needs engery. In the spirit of the Olympics getting under way - the rejected sport team names from around the world:

Brussels Sprouts
Cannes Openers
Amsterdam Yankees
Vienna Sausages
Manila Folders
Czech Bouncers, or Czech Mates
New Delhi Catessans
Buenos Airheads
Dublin Mint Twins
Peking Toms
Bolivia DeHavillands
Seoul Brothers
Taipei Personalities
Syria Killers
Hungary Jacks
Prague Tologists
Guadalajara Krishnas
Paris Sites
Tokyo-Yos
Thai One-ons

Got others?..

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I live in Victoria, Texas. I had hoped out new baseball team would call itself the Victoria Secrets, but no such luck.

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New York Yorkies

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Bend Overs

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Albuquerque Turkeys?

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I honestly wish my team would ditch it’s racist mascot and become the Cleveland Rocks.

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Paris Hilton Head Cheeses

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Prague Metal
Warsaw Puddytats
Rotterdam Cofferdams
Hamburg Er’s
Frankfurt Er’s
Manila Ice
Bangkok Suckers
Dakar Garages
Ankara Karate Kids
Istanbul Pucky
Tehran Issaurus Rex
Ceylon Silver Girls

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Macon Whoopies except that is or at least was a real hockey team in Macon GA

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Like it, but they already have a baseball team called the Albuquerque Isotopes, which is pretty odd all by itself.

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Nashville Cats. Known for their clean style of play.
California Girls
San Francisco Nights
Nice Guys. Unfortunately, they always finish last.

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Berlin Huskies
Dublin Down
Bombay Doors
Nairobi Wade
Tokyo Roses

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Albuquerque Guards
Tokyo Mamas
Paris Psychologists
Oslo Pokes
Cairo Row Your Boats
Bangkok Teasers
Florence Foster Jenkins
Phoenix On in China
San Jose Can You See
Biarritz Crackers
Liverpool Tables

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Good ones, folks! Bangkok seems to keep appearing.

While watching some of the Opening Ceremonies yesterday:

Benin Tumors
Chile Dogs
Djibouti Calls
Ghana Rheas
Guam Drops
Guinea Pigs

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I’d been hoping we’d name our NHL team the Minnesota nIce.

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How about the Minnesota Fats.

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College Teams:

Auburn Tofferings
Yale Locks
Stetson Hats
Purdue Tells
Tulane Highways
Bowdoin Beautifuls
Rutgers Rugrats
Duke Itouts
Slippery Rock Algae
Brown Noses
Rice Aronies
TCU Laters
Brigham Young Turks
George Mason Jars
Marquette Basquettes
Chaminade Wow

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Why is that so odd?

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Because it’s named after a joke name from a fictional TV show?
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Cheltenham Eneggs
Bristol Stomps
Hartford Toughs
Moscow Tippers
Göteborg Assimilators
Pisa Pies
Alberville Inns
Brittany (Fr) Spears
Grand Cayman Gones
Leningrad Uates
Dallas Holes - Oh wait, they really exist!