Ugh, sorry, my browser is acting funny and won’t update my address bar. This is the actual link. The story is that I stumbled across the Wikipedia article on masturbation (I feel I should not be surprised at this, after all they do have an article for EVERYTHING, but :eek: ) and saw this at the bottom. Tee hee.
That whole persecution mentality is so messed up. I wonder what it would have been like to be a kid who came down with some kind of cancer or wasting disease or gasp blindness through no fault of my own and then have a medical professional check me out and tell my folks it was because I was a wanker.
Cripes! That’s all he thinks about – he’s always at it! :eek:
I thought you were supposed to have hair growing in your hands ?
and he’s an orgasm addict.
he’s an orgasm addict.
I dunno, I’ve been jerking off for a long time and I have yet to have any dealings with the US Patent Office.
Okay, I clicked. Either I’m glad I got fooled, or I’m glad the link was “access denied”. :eek:
There was a great “educational video” shown on American Dad about this. A young boy goes into his bedroom and masturbates, within thirty seconds his eyes melt and his hands become covered in hair.
I couldn’t see anything at the first link so it must be true! You do go blind!!!
Funny, it works for me.
I clicked on the link and got the “access denied” screen, but I clicked in the address bar and hit enter and got the pic (using Firefox 1.0.6)
It still seems like a small price to pay though doesn’t it?
Hmmm… that’s not what my cite says.
Cool! Thanks, Mr. Blue Sky. Yeah, I use Firefox. 
I got “access denied” too. Is this the picture you meant to link to?
http://www.shanghai-ultimate.com/photos/every-time-you-masturbate-god-kills-kitten.jpg
Yes, only the photo in my link is larger.
I’m on OS X using Safari, BTW.
Guys just have to brag don’t they?
So am I, and I got the access denied too.
I don’t know how it was presented, but the discription is more likely tertiary syphilis
which you DO NOT GET from masturbation!