**No. 1: ** - YouTube
No. 2: - YouTube
Enjoy! 
My dog’s better than your dog
My dog’s better than yours
My dog’s better cuz he eats Kennel Ration
My dog’s better than yours
Bra commercial - possibly Playtex- complete with woman in ugly support bra:
“My seemless isn’t shapless anymore”
There ain’t no bugs on me.
There ain’t no bugs on me.
There might be bugs on some of you mugs,
but there ain’t no bugs on me.
Tobacco tastes best
When the filter’s recessed,
Smoke Parliament!
Winstons taste good
Like a (clap-clap) cigarette should!
From the land of sky-blue wa-a-ters
wa-a-ters
From the land of pines, lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamms, the beer refreshing!
Hamms!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hamms!
I don’t remember what brand cigarette this was (which is supposed to be the GOAL of advertising, for crying out loud)…
Oh, the spin filter does what you want a filter to–,
Rolls out the finest flavor and spins it right along to you!
I said the spin filter does what you want a filter to–
Rolls out the finest flavor and spins it right along to you!
Here’s the way the filter 's made to do the job it does:
We simply made the filter fibers like they never was! [WAS?]
The filter fiber spins the smoke through every little twist,
And there you get the flavor that you shouldn’t have oughta missed!
Oh, the spin filter does what you want a filter to–
Rolls out the finest flavor and spins it right along–moves it right along–spins it right along to you!
^ Wow, that really sucks! And it’s a looooong suck, too. I’ve never heard that one and have no idea which brand that was. They deserve to be out of business–we’re recalling 50+ year old jingles with utter (scary) clarity, here! No pretenders to the throne–off with their heads!
Burpo, the irony is that not only don’t I know the brand, I never saw the commercial! I was in another room while my parents (both smokers) were watching TV, and I heard it distinctly. What I was looking at while the jingle played was a drawing of the old Forbes Field in Pittsburgh, specifically a drawing of the Waner brothers. And I am a confirmed non-smoker.
I ran “Spin filter cigarette” through Google and found that the brand was Old Gold. I don’t think they’re around any more. 
Let’s Screw - My Finger’s Tired
Snap, what a happy sound
Snap is the happiest sound I’ve found
You may clap, rap, tap, slap but
Snap… makes the world go round.
Snap Crackle Pop Rice Krispies
I say it’s crackle the crispy sound
You gotta have crackle or the clock’s not wound.
Geese cackle, feathers tickle,
Belts buckle, beets pickle,
But crackle… makes the world go round.
Snap Crackle Pop Rice Krispies
I insist that pop’s the sound
The best is missed unless pop’s around.
You can’t stop hoppin’ when the cereal’s poppin’,
Pop… makes the world go round.
Snap Crackle Pop Rice Krispies
The best part of this jingle, not shown in the lyrics, is that there is a fourth iteration with all three verses/versions sung at once. The first two lines of each displace the operative word so that when all three are sung, the words “snap”, “crackle”, and “pop” can be heard, in order; never in the jingle does one of the words coincide with the other two. The last line, where the operative words also occur, is stretched out so that each word could be sung separately.
Doublemint chewing gum
It’s the one made for fun
And tastes so double good.
Doublemint’ll do it
Why not buy a stick and chew it?
My beer is Rheingold the dry beer
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer
It’s refreshing not sweet
It’s the extra dry treat
Won’t you try extra dry Rheingold beeeeeer.
More beer!
Here’s to good friends. Tonight is kinda special
The beer we’ll pour
Must say something more somehow
So tonight, toniiiiiight
Let it be Lowenbrau.
**Biggirl’s **mention of the Doublemint reminded me of a spot that was set to Pete Seeger’s “We’ll All be A Doubling”, which until this very moment I didn’t even know was a real song. This would have been 1970ish and I had and still have no idea what it was for. I remember it first shows one person standing in a field or something and then as the song goes on the people multiply. Does anyone else remember this, and more importantly what the heck it was for? Planned parenthood? Conservation? I have a vague memory of there maybe being statistics or something on the screen or maybe even a voiceover.
[If your transmission’s got you down
Or your motor falls apart
That’s the time to come to Thunderbolt
You don’t need a brand new car.
We still believe in value and we pass it on to you.
At Thunderbolt we fix it right, and we guarantee it too!
<narration>
We put the Yeee-haaaw back in your motor and transmission!](- YouTube)
(you kind of had to have lived in Houston in the 80s and watched daytime TV)
How d’ya like that? Not even the offer of dinner and a movie. Maybe Snortcake is more your style; I’m not THAT easy! :rolleyes:
BTW, Snortcake, welcome to the Dope! Betcha didn’t see yourself getting any action so soon, huh?
All this time I thought Canada Dry ginger ale tastes like fun. 40 years later I find out it tastes like love.
Winston tastes bad,
Like the one I just had.
No filter, no blend,
I lit the wrong end.
Chicago folks will remember this one
588 2 300
Empire
Not just Chicago people, and it’s not old. It’s actually “800-588-2300 Empire.” I often see their commercials in the Bay Area. I assume it’s a national chain.
Today!
East Coast and just watched this commercial ten minutes ago.