I seem to have spawned one. :rolleyes:
He first discovered his talent at the age of 4. After recovering from the flashback of Jimmy, the boy who sat in front of me in 5th grade Math, I made him promise not to ever do it again.
He must’ve got bored at school this week, and been pleased with the reactions he got. He keeps peeking around the corner of my desk, to watch me scream and jump out of my seat. Now when I tell him to stop, he just laughs.
I hope he doesn’t discover how easily pencils fit in his nostrils.
I must hang out with the ‘wierd kids’. I can turn my eye lids inside out and so can my friend. 
you think that’s a weird kid, I was Wedensday Adams, in the strongest sense of the word.
Take him to the eye doctor and have them scare the piss out of him. My doc just had to turn my eyelids inside out to diagnose a problem, and I mentioned that weird kid. He said, “That’s a really bad idea. Doing it once a year at an exam is probably OK, but not much more than that.” He didn’t go into gory detail, but I’m sure your doctor could.
My husband taught his nieces at a very young age how to do mom-scaring things like cross their eyes and move one eye independently of the other. (Well, I’m not sure he actually taught them any lessons, but he showed those tricks to them and encouraged them to try to do it, so close enough…) His sisters were not exactly pleased with him.
I can do that. Scares the pee outta my kids.
heh…
Is your spawn double-jointed, too?
Those traists seem to go together.
My brother was that kid. And I was the kind of kid who freaked out when she saw someone walking around with their eyelids inside out. As you can imagine, hilarity ensued.
As long as it wasn’t penis. 
I used to be able to do that. I had an operation in grade six to fix it–something to do with shortening the eye muscles. I was off school for a month, but the teacher brought around homework anyways. Drat.