Remembering 'Gotcha Ya'

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For close to 20 years now, I’ve wondered just how good Mayfield Turtle Tracks ice cream must be. I wonder if they still even make it?

I met the Lowest Common Denominator at Winn-Dixie!

So it’s Saturday morning, and a quick inspection of the fridge/pantry lets me know that the Sauron household is in dire need of a few vital items from the store. Existing inventory of staples such as Mayfied Turtle Tracks ice cream and doughnuts has somehow been allowed to fall to unacceptable (well, actually, nonexistent) levels. So I announce my plans. “I’m going to the store!” I have to yell this, because Mrs. Sauron is behind at least two closed doors. She’s angry with me for some supposed …