Remembering 'Gotcha Ya'

[superwombat]

Back when the pit was the place for all your mastercraft rant needs.

Suck it down, you drunken bitch!

It’s been more than six years since I’ve even heard from you, longer since I’ve seen you. All was right in the world. You were someone else’s problem now. But after all these years you call me up (how the fuck did you get my number anyway?) and go off on me because you got another DUI. Six years ago I turned you in because you came by my house and used your car to shred my front yard because I wanted nothing more to do with your drunken ass. I called the police, described your condition and your…