I will be saying that phrase about something when I am an old lady. It sticks with me.
The anagrams don’t look promising yet.
It would brighten people’s days. “Honey, I was at the supermarket and I saw this guy dressed like a pirate!”
I want that action figure. I think I could even reproduce that outfit for myself. I already have most of it.
Accoutrements.com has some very cool stuff, but unfortunately they have an order minimum of $100 ($200 the first time). However, Archie McPhee to the rescue – and for just $9! 
Zappy Mama Tiger Heroine
You must’ve loved those Captain Morgan commercials.
Niiiice.
Ooh, thanks. I am also tempted by the monkey shower curtain.
You know you’d have to get the matching monkey rug, right?
Hey, Monkey Rug kind of has a ring to it… 
Sounds like a simian toupee
Of course. And the little patch that proclaims, “Less talk, more monkey.”
Heh. But the more I hear it, the more I like it … if Harimad-sol (I mean, Sweet Jane :D) doesn’t take it, I might just have to put it in my “band names” file!
Holy shit, I love that! Archie McPhee totally rocks!
My username search has been totally derailed by browsing that site. If only they had some sushi pajamas similar to those that Sarah Michelle Gellar once wore on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, my life would be complete. As it is, I am going to buy myself some birthday presents just a touch early.
Oh fine. Another name change to try to keep up with. Name changes drive me batshit.
There used to be a cool poster here named Denise, and she’s still here somewhere, but who knows where? Asbestos Mango used to be somebody else, but who remembers who that else was? Beware the fate of Zaphod Beeblebrox, who changed his name and passed from the knowledge of elves and dopers.
Change your name if you must, but don’t be surprised when those who have come to know and love you pass you in a thread with nary a glint of recognition in their beady little fingers.
Can anybody other than Wolverine really be said to have glinting fingers?
It had to be either beady fingers or tapping eyes. Pick your poison.
Pearl Forrester
I know I’m taking that risk, but I really feel like a change. I’ll be sure to have an annoying signature for a while to help with it, though. It would also be fun to see if anyone recognized me from my posting style. Highly unlikely, I would think.
If you put your location as Louisiana I’ll probably make the connection, but don’t change everything at once. (Pretty please?)
She of the Cruach.
Because “cruach” means “stack”. So you know, it could mean, “She who is higher”; not in an egotistical way, but more of an “enlightened” way - and anyone who spends time at the Dope ends up enlightened quite a bit, you see?
Or, you could use it to mean that you’re “stacked”. Proclaiming your big boobedness is good for all!
Sure. I’ll get out of this tiny little box (homage to a Big & Rich song) as soon as possible and back to Louisiana.
Anastasaeon, I dig it, but as you know from my other thread, my stackage is questionable. (though I really do need that bra hanging on the door) However, I am so very enlightened.
How about “Sushi Pajamas”, then? Although I agree with John Carter - it always confuses me when a poster changes there name.
StG
Fern Stanz