Renaming airlines, stores, restaurants and more for fun

Ugh. Remind me to get my sandwiches without mayo from now on…

My cousins used to call McDonald’s Mac’s Supper Club.

my wife and i call that aussie resturant OUTHOUSE BACKSTEAK

Hardee’s -> Hardly’s or Heart Disease
Domino’s -> Dime a Ho
Burger King -> Booger Fling
Pizza Hut -> Pizza Slut or Piece a Butt
Two Guys (Italian place next to campus) -> Flies
Home Depot -> Home duh Pot

I want to come up with a better disrespect for McDonald’s than Mickey D’s. Any suggestions?

We used to joke about taking our dates to the Porcelain Room (White Castle).