Sorry guys, I was born fully grown about 4 years ago. I was never 10.
I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
Liar, Liar pants on fire.
Cool - I’ll bring all the new scrunchies my grandma just bought for me!
And if you promise promise swear to God hope you die promise not to tell anyone…
I snuck my mom’s mascara and blush out of her bureau. Ssssh.
I triple-dog dare you to wear her makeup to school on Monday!
I wonder if Tommy Mason will notice? <giggle>
:rolleyes: I’ll just put it on when I get on the bus and rub it off before I get home.
Tommy Mason? Gross! You have no taste.
You’re mean! I hate you!
Besides, I’m not the one who was sucking face with Tommy behind the monkey bars during recess on Friday!
Are there gonna be vampires in it?
Well, ANY kind of monsters?!?!
If not, I’m not interested!
You got a Hollowweenie and Crystal Balls!
Eeeeeeewwwww!!! You’ve got cooties! backs away
[hijack](True story–when I was about 12 I would tell guys that I had cooties to get them to back off. It worked)[/hijack]
I see London, I see France, I see **Idle Thoughts ** underpants!!
You liar! I’m going to get you for that!
(chases Q.N. around the playground)
nanny nanny boo boo!
(pulls ivylass’s pigtails)
completely silent, reading
completely silent, drawing
This post is for girls only. <squeaeaeaellll>
You wanna have a sleepover? I borrowed my sister’s copy of Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret. She gets her period in it.
EEEEEW! Cool!
Hey, let’s prank call some people after your parents go to bed!
Can we call whispers BOYS???
I mean… even though they’re supersonic idiotic brain-affected disconnected ooey gooey candy-coated dipsticks?
Sure. I wonder if Tommy Mason’s refrigerator is running. <snicker>
Mom will even make Rice Krispy Treats for us if I ask her really nicely.