I know you’re just dying to tell us, so have at it.
It takes a while to digest.
I think this is a double secret reverse false flag attack. Specifically done by agents directly reporting to Clinton so that she can appear presidential in denouncing it, while Trump seems insane railing against shadow enemies.
It’s a good thing that no Democrats have come out in support of the firebombing, then, isn’t it?
A bear and a raccoon wearing “I’m with her” t-shirts were seen leaving the area.
That’s what they want you to think.
Sounds like the start of a good joke.
“A bear and a raccoon walk into a bar.” 
As far as elections go, have to take it as a strong possibility that Trump’s side did this, and even may convict some person falsely.
It is actually far more likely that Trumps side did then then Hillary’s side in any ‘official’ (wink wink) capacity. Though the Hillery side may have done this to have it appear like the Trump side set this up.
Though it could be a ‘crazy’ person unrelated to the campaign effort.
Need to separate legalities from dirty politics.
Shouldn’t that be “a rat and a weasel”?
This incident is way too on the nose and way too close to the last debate to be a coincidence. I’m calling false flag.
Did Hillary threaten to firebomb GOP offices in the last debate or something?
Posting while drunk.
While NC has had its share of clown issues lately, let’s not be hasty in blaming them for this attack.
And that’s what they want you to think they want you to think.
Joke’s on “them,” since so many don’t think.
I don’t like to think that you may be correct.
Don’t hear any mimes speaking out on this issue!
I don’t know if they’re democrats or not, but there’s been at least one person on this board doing that very thing.
I was thinking moose and squirrel.
Your country was founded upon politically driven violence ;). Well, that and slavery.
A bear and a raccoon are walking through the woods…
[spoiler]The both stop to take a dump, and the bear asks, “Hey, Raccoon. Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”
Raccoon replies, “No.”
So the bear wiped his ass with the raccoon. [/spoiler]